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European Slinky

A widely criminalized sex-act, involving 3 people, an intercom system, and a television switcher. The act is most common among workers in the Television industry, which has given them their godless, hedonistic reputation.
John, Jo and Jane sustained horrible injuries, because they participated in a European Slinky.
by Lev Sportsinterviews February 16, 2012
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European descent

Another kind of person that gives people not of European descent the blues.
That guy of European descent will keep giving someone you know who's not of European descent the blues.
by Solid Mantis February 3, 2020
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European world wide cruiser

Oh jimmy what a European world wide cruiser been round bare girls gaffs what a mad lad
by Durako June 25, 2020
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European Mud Slap

Pulling back the foreskin of your penis after a mind blowing colon extravaganza and slapping the male in the face with your shit covered cock
I think Ricky's european mud slap gave me pink eye!
by TheColonCommander99 December 24, 2021
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European Train Simulator

When you have an uncircumcised penis and a girl gives you a handjob
"Bro I played European Train Simulator last night!"
"Nice! I didn't know you weren't circumcised!"
by John Bigdick September 2, 2014
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europeans

Europeans are people who never seem to stop talking bad about Americans. They claim that a lot of stupid people are Americans and that Americans are dumb when a lot of the best colleges are in the USA. They also claim that the USA is racist, which is true, but almost every country is racist, especially the ones in Europe based on my experience.
Some person on TikTok: *Gets a geography question wrong.*
Europeans: Americans are so stupid!

The person: I’m Canadian..
by dubaihoe December 17, 2022
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European Swallow

An obscene sexual act where a male forces a female partner to drink large amounts of European-sourced beer/wine and not swallow. Afterwards, he ejaculates into another female's mouth and forces them both to make out intimately to blend the two fluids together. The concoction is then spat out into the male's mouth, after which he swallows it.
"I heard Darrell got a little too drunk at the party last night and actually agreed to a european swallow!"
by dagoobly November 14, 2023
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