European Princess

When you shove your testicles into a girl's vagina and proceed to pee on her

I gave that whore a European Princess and she smelled like piss

by poopietuesday July 26, 2022

European sober

It's when you "don't drink too much" but you actually drink wine or beer on any day, any hour. You just built tolerance and think that doesn't count because you don't get drunk.

John: Clara says she wouldn't drink anymore after what happened at the party, why is she posting some wine glasses at 12am?
Mike: oh she's gone "European sober"

by Sumie_42 January 1, 2024

European Mud Slap

Pulling back the foreskin of your penis after a mind blowing colon extravaganza and slapping the male in the face with your shit covered cock

I think Ricky's european mud slap gave me pink eye!

by TheColonCommander99 December 24, 2021

european telephone

The act of farting into a megaphone.

john got pissed of at jim so he gave him a european telephone, right in the face!!!

by poo pocet March 29, 2011

European Tuxedo

Wearing a white blazer, white T-shirt, white jeans, white shoes, and a chunky gold necklace.

“The gentleman in the European tuxedo looked great with the blood stains on his white blazer after leaving the particularly aggressive futbol match.”

by Nrogers September 26, 2023

European Train Simulator

When you have an uncircumcised penis and a girl gives you a handjob

"Bro I played European Train Simulator last night!"
"Nice! I didn't know you weren't circumcised!"

by John Bigdick September 2, 2014

European Slinky

A widely criminalized sex-act, involving 3 people, an intercom system, and a television switcher. The act is most common among workers in the Television industry, which has given them their godless, hedonistic reputation.

John, Jo and Jane sustained horrible injuries, because they participated in a European Slinky.

by Lev Sportsinterviews February 16, 2012