It was a late October night in the year 40,000ABY(2012 AD going off the Roman calendar) when the dark forces who ate Walt Disney’s soul absorbed Lucasfilm like a snack and setting in motion what is now referred to as the Disney Heresy.
Three years later, on December 18th 2015AD, The “Walt Disney” Co. released the visual pornography “The Force Awakens” this continuation of the Starwars mythos as told in the book of George, was widely accepted to the surprise of critics and religious zealots, but as everyone was having a good time there was no reason to be a poopy pants. Then in 2016 not even the most pious followers of the way could deny the quality of the legend of “rogue one,” film adaptation.
Followers everywhere looked to the future of Disney scripture with great optimism.
But we were all of us deceived...............
For another sequel was made. Deep in the rape dungeons of Hollywood California, Kathleen Kennedy forged in secret a disaster script. And Into this script she poured her plotholes, her sexism, and Her desire to ruin every OT character.
Some say it was the blasphemous portrayal of Luke Skywalkers lame ass death, others say it was the Extended Universe Scribes refusal to renounce the Disney Canon as heresy, and brand all Disney worshippers as heretics that led to the great schism of 2017.
It matters little.
Noting will erase the carnage that ensued on that dark December night.
Three years later, on December 18th 2015AD, The “Walt Disney” Co. released the visual pornography “The Force Awakens” this continuation of the Starwars mythos as told in the book of George, was widely accepted to the surprise of critics and religious zealots, but as everyone was having a good time there was no reason to be a poopy pants. Then in 2016 not even the most pious followers of the way could deny the quality of the legend of “rogue one,” film adaptation.
Followers everywhere looked to the future of Disney scripture with great optimism.
But we were all of us deceived...............
For another sequel was made. Deep in the rape dungeons of Hollywood California, Kathleen Kennedy forged in secret a disaster script. And Into this script she poured her plotholes, her sexism, and Her desire to ruin every OT character.
Some say it was the blasphemous portrayal of Luke Skywalkers lame ass death, others say it was the Extended Universe Scribes refusal to renounce the Disney Canon as heresy, and brand all Disney worshippers as heretics that led to the great schism of 2017.
It matters little.
Noting will erase the carnage that ensued on that dark December night.
by MandalorianInquisition January 16, 2020
Get the The Disney Heresymug. To Disney up something is to destroy a beloved franchise such as Star Wars with identity politics instead of creating a good story. The time of outstanding animations like The Fox and the Hound are long gone, or waiting to be destroyed by a soulless remake.
by Brynjolf7 June 20, 2023
Get the Disney upmug. A specially marked pin that can be traded at Disney parks with cast members or other guests
Started in 1999
Started in 1999
Person 1: "I love collecting Disney Pins"
Person 2: "Me too. I want to trade more the next time I go to Disney World"
Person 2: "Me too. I want to trade more the next time I go to Disney World"
by EmzieWemzie May 9, 2023
Get the Disney Pinmug. A death where the character dies and after some time mostly at the end the character gets revived and nothing goes wrong.
by Nachiii September 26, 2021
Get the Disney Deathmug. The equivalent to Netflix and Chill but instead you all are watching Disney+.
Used as a way to say you two are gonna bang while your supposed to be watching a movie.
Used as a way to say you two are gonna bang while your supposed to be watching a movie.
Jake from State Farm: “Hey, want to come over and watch a movie?”
Flo from Progressive: “Sure, what do you have in mind?”
Jake: “We can either do some Netflix and Chill or Disney+ and Drill ;)”
Flo: “I think we can just Disney+ and Chill instead.”
Flo from Progressive: “Sure, what do you have in mind?”
Jake: “We can either do some Netflix and Chill or Disney+ and Drill ;)”
Flo: “I think we can just Disney+ and Chill instead.”
by GOldEPicPEngUIn November 14, 2019
Get the Disney+ and Chillmug. Disney Empire is an empire that basically buys anything they see. It's capital is Orlando
Warner Bros is fighting for their very existence right now against the Disney Empire
Warner Bros is fighting for their very existence right now against the Disney Empire
Emperor Michael Rodent: THE FILM NEVER ENDS IN THE DISNEY EMPIRE
Emperor Big Chungus of Warner Bros: Please do not buy me
Emperor Big Chungus of Warner Bros: Please do not buy me
by IntergalactalEnergy December 26, 2022
Get the Disney Empiremug. A mediocre child who is thrown into the spotlight, made to be idolized, and showered in riches until they reach puberty and can no longer be marketed efficiently. this usually leads them unprepared for adult life and doomed to fade into obscurity
by Blueninja1988@gmail.com November 3, 2015
Get the Disney seedmug.