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Procurement dickhead

A person working in a procurement role with minimal relevant skills and qualifications, who add bureaucracy and pointless work to give the impression that their work adds value, and make life miserable and frustrating everyone in the organisation who needs to buy anything and any unlucky professional advisors who need to deal with them.
Gee, Michelle and Duane keep stuffing this up, they are such procurement dickheads.
by BigPastaBoiz November 23, 2024
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Dickhead

by La chingona :) November 30, 2017
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Dickheaditis

Jamal:”Nahh he’s done this twice today , he’s got dickheaditis”
by Jezza🏝🤤 May 21, 2018
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Dooly Dickhead

An arrogant and egotistical asshole that is completely unaware of his own stupidity or actions.
Dude 1:"I asked that dude to turn down his speaker system like ten times but he keeps turning them back up."
Dude 2: "man he is such a dooly dickhead."
by Zandigas November 19, 2017
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Dickhead

It's usally a male who treated a girl wrong or cheated on her whit someone important in her life. Or it can just be a person you dislike and don't want anything to do whit.
Sandra: My boyfriend cheated on me whit his ex.
Tuva: Get over him, he's bad.
Sandra: I can't I love him.
Tuva: Just get over him, he's a dickhead and you deserve better.
by Someshitt March 25, 2019
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You are a big dickhead.”
by J4VA January 3, 2023
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Supreme Dickhead

A supreme dickhead is the dickiest of all dickheads treating everyone and letting no one enjoy their day , they will fuck it up from being in the vicinity
Dammit man why are you such a supreme dickhead
by Benjamin The 2nd September 25, 2023
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