Davidism

A man who has lost 300 dollars or more in madden;
A man who’s emotions get the best of him and he blocks people because he can’t controls his emotions

He lost madden many times and now he’s going into davidism mode

by Maddenking71985 June 22, 2022

David

Absolutely NOT a ninja.

That ninja is obviously NOT a David.

by Fourreelz June 19, 2019

David

Gets friend zoned all the time he is a good friend but sometimes acts a little weird but he is awesome caring and supportive

Get yourself a David

by 5442 April 26, 2019

David

some dickhead who pissed me off over and over again. so yeah only david will understand |Basically|

Fuck you david

by penis dumpling May 8, 2019

David

Derived from the Latin word Davidinthian, a David is a Norse creature commonly found in it's natural habitat of Norway and can commonly be found in paintings. A David has the ability to screech so loud it scares all its predators within a 17 mile radius. A David is commonly believed to be born in the underworld and is usually summoned via some kids in a school basement. The average height of a full grown David is about 26ft in demon form and 6’3” in human form. If you come across a David of this kind, you will know because it will have no sense of basic interaction and it might yell at you and initiate it’s attack. If you so happen to be in this situation, spray it with frog urine as it is allergic.

That David over there won’t stop yelling.

by Tellerofallhistoricaltruths September 11, 2020

David

the thiccest man alive, and has the tightest butt cheeks known to mankind.

Damn david you looking mighty thicc today

by ThiccNigga26 August 26, 2019

David

A sexy man with a 9-foot wang. Recognized for his weird puns and his annoying personality. Sometimes considered a dick.
(How's that even possible..?)

My friend is pretty annoying, he's a David.

by well then ._. June 7, 2018