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David

A riddle. A myth. A mystery. One would think he is a fit and healthy fella with a body to yearn for, but one would be wrong!
For behold the paunch that surprises you beyond all reason and grabs hold of your attention like no other body part ever can!
David is a mystery mystery to most including himself as he stares down, every single day, at the growing anomaly, that seems to have a life of its own!
Such is the bane of David's existence, for he is doomed to go through life carry this burden (quite literally) around
Oh my God! Have you seen her! She almost looks like a David!
by coolguy465 June 15, 2011
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David

Such an epic cool gamer. Much cooler than his older sister Keira.
Person: David’s so epic.
Keira: NOOOOOOO
by Kyra From School May 17, 2019
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David

A chubby kid who is bound to have a massive glow up and fuck every girl in his town. With his perfect pullout game he will never have a kid but will die extremely soon due to contracting every STD from hitting it raw.
Friend 1: When I go out I wanna do it David-style!
Friend 2: SAMEEEE DUDE!
by JohnnyUser84 October 19, 2020
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David

The male equivalent of a Karen, and all that entails. Complains to managers, tries to screw retail employees out of jobs, probably a Blue Checkmark.
God, did you see that guy who got salty because the manager at Target wouldn't sell him a toothbrush for a penny? What a David.
by Punished Vegas January 18, 2020
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David

A person named David is typically narcissistic. When a “David” has sex, they will position themselves in front of a mirror so that they can make eye contact with themselves. They are more interested in watching their own body in the act of intercourse than watching their partner. This in a way makes them feel like they are not having sex with a partner, but rather they feel like they are in fact fucking themselves- which give a “David” a great sense of pleasure.This person is also typically a Scorpio, tall, athletic, with well maintained facial hair and loves the Miami heat

They are obsessed with their own image and also believe that no one person is good enough, due to this a “David” will often have many hoes or shortys
Person 1: man, that guy is a player!
Person 2: yeah, he’s a real David
by Pish.Posh September 28, 2019
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David

A person who will bother you yet he's still tolerable. David is funny and gets along with girls and guys. If you have a David don't let him go.
Girl: David you suck.
David: (Makes some stupid joke)
by A person named lil bill May 27, 2018
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David

The name of a very gay man. Loves men, and only men. Known for stealing men from women due to sheer masculine power, and his over-sized fanny pack. Likes to wear beanies because he is insecure about his hair. Switched to men cause he can't get girls.
Damn, that David stole my boyfriend
by DAVIDBLOVER445 November 27, 2019
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