A riddle. A myth. A mystery. One would think he is a fit and healthy fella with a body to yearn for, but one would be wrong!
For behold the paunch that surprises you beyond all reason and grabs hold of your attention like no other body part ever can!
David is a mystery mystery to most including himself as he stares down, every single day, at the growing anomaly, that seems to have a life of its own!
Such is the bane of David's existence, for he is doomed to go through life carry this burden (quite literally) around
For behold the paunch that surprises you beyond all reason and grabs hold of your attention like no other body part ever can!
David is a mystery mystery to most including himself as he stares down, every single day, at the growing anomaly, that seems to have a life of its own!
Such is the bane of David's existence, for he is doomed to go through life carry this burden (quite literally) around
by coolguy465 June 15, 2011
Get the Davidmug. by Kyra From School May 17, 2019
Get the Davidmug. A chubby kid who is bound to have a massive glow up and fuck every girl in his town. With his perfect pullout game he will never have a kid but will die extremely soon due to contracting every STD from hitting it raw.
by JohnnyUser84 October 19, 2020
Get the Davidmug. The male equivalent of a Karen, and all that entails. Complains to managers, tries to screw retail employees out of jobs, probably a Blue Checkmark.
God, did you see that guy who got salty because the manager at Target wouldn't sell him a toothbrush for a penny? What a David.
by Punished Vegas January 18, 2020
Get the Davidmug. A person named David is typically narcissistic. When a “David” has sex, they will position themselves in front of a mirror so that they can make eye contact with themselves. They are more interested in watching their own body in the act of intercourse than watching their partner. This in a way makes them feel like they are not having sex with a partner, but rather they feel like they are in fact fucking themselves- which give a “David” a great sense of pleasure.This person is also typically a Scorpio, tall, athletic, with well maintained facial hair and loves the Miami heat
They are obsessed with their own image and also believe that no one person is good enough, due to this a “David” will often have many hoes or shortys
They are obsessed with their own image and also believe that no one person is good enough, due to this a “David” will often have many hoes or shortys
by Pish.Posh September 28, 2019
Get the Davidmug. A person who will bother you yet he's still tolerable. David is funny and gets along with girls and guys. If you have a David don't let him go.
by A person named lil bill May 27, 2018
Get the Davidmug. The name of a very gay man. Loves men, and only men. Known for stealing men from women due to sheer masculine power, and his over-sized fanny pack. Likes to wear beanies because he is insecure about his hair. Switched to men cause he can't get girls.
by DAVIDBLOVER445 November 27, 2019
Get the Davidmug.