The time after prom when you go to the hotel for 5 minutes with your boyfriend. Expect you don’t cream, he does.
by What is up my dude :) July 22, 2020
Cream of Beer is creamy stool that has about the same texture, consistency, and density as butter resulting from heavy drinking the night before. Drinks like cheap beer, malt liquor, or trendy mixed drinks like redbull & vodka and jager bombs are usually the culprit. Stool is usually a brownish orange color and has a sour smell because it is a mixture of 3 parts digested Alcohol to (0-1) parts digested food. Cream of Beer is usually followed by spotting or anal leakage that must be wiped again sometimes several times throughout the day after the initial bowel movement.
Man, I need to stop drinking,...tired of waking up with the cream of beer shits. Plus I go through about 2 rolls of toilet paper just wiping that buttery shit out of my ass, and then guess what, about 30 minutes later I got to wipe out the left over residue that slid out my butt-hole and is making my butt-hole itch like crazy.
by Gorb Jenkem July 10, 2013
by TongueFuMasta February 20, 2021
My retart buddy wiped shit all over his face to look like the cast of jersey shore, He said “bronzer cream oh yea”! And “I love poop wiped on my face this time of year”!
by Scuba Stan July 11, 2021
The act of a man masturbating so often and so frequently within a short period of time that he passes out.
"Hey, what happened to Justin? I haven't seen him in weeks since I gave him that porn membership for his birthday."
"Oh, he's in a cream coma."
"Oh, he's in a cream coma."
by the_real_dirty_dan January 07, 2015
When a (more than likely) gay male ejaculates into the hand of another (probably) gay male who then masterbates using the semen of the other individual. This can be repeated multiple times causing one gigantically sticky situation.
by Manifest Man June 14, 2011
by Professor_Z January 04, 2023