cream of beef

meat injected facial cream, aka cum

I thought the night was going quite uneventful but out of nowhere he gave me the cream of beef.

by catlover89 June 22, 2021

cream cave

Any orifice of a promiscuous male of female that would be a common receiver of globs of semen.

And then I busted straight into her cream cave last week. Now the crazy bitch says she's knocked up.

by CraftyWordsmith June 2, 2016

cream crush

1. A spicy sex move where whip cream is used to fill the vagina before rough sexual intercourse.

Caleb: I just gave this sorority girl a cream crush!

Zack: nice man, but you better you tell her to watch out for candidiasis!

by Hambonr January 2, 2021

cookies and creaming

When you cookies and cream yourself you are sexually pleased but also very afraid so you simultaneously jizz and shit your pants at the same time

Oh my god Brenda is wearing those booty shorts and carrying a strap-on, man I think I think I am cookies and creaming

by Armincreamedhispants November 10, 2015

Ice Cream

The single greatest breakfast in existence. Ice cream is a fruit. It is properly consumed through the hands.

I do like a nice ice cream in my soup.

by Consumerofentireplanets September 29, 2019

Cripple Cream

Smashing her puss so hard that she can’t walk right the next day.

Did you see Jessica in town yesterday? She was waddling around like her legs didn’t work. For sure Paul gave her the old cripple cream.

by musinon July 2, 2019

Creamed Poop

The act of getting it up the ass, having him finsh off in you, then pooping it out and having your poop creamed.

Creamed Poop: Last night Marcus got his poop creamed.

by stan mig January 11, 2011