Cream Man

Or he is also known as a very cool dude like eyebell

Yo check it out it’s cream man!
Cream man: wussup!
Sokon4174: sometimes you just gotta respect your rivals.

by Sokon4174 March 08, 2021

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Prom cream

The time after prom when you go to the hotel for 5 minutes with your boyfriend. Expect you don’t cream, he does.

“Girl I am telling you Prom Cream isn’t as fun as it seems. You have no fun, he does.”

by What is up my dude :) July 22, 2020

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Cream of Beer

Cream of Beer is creamy stool that has about the same texture, consistency, and density as butter resulting from heavy drinking the night before. Drinks like cheap beer, malt liquor, or trendy mixed drinks like redbull & vodka and jager bombs are usually the culprit. Stool is usually a brownish orange color and has a sour smell because it is a mixture of 3 parts digested Alcohol to (0-1) parts digested food. Cream of Beer is usually followed by spotting or anal leakage that must be wiped again sometimes several times throughout the day after the initial bowel movement.

Man, I need to stop drinking,...tired of waking up with the cream of beer shits. Plus I go through about 2 rolls of toilet paper just wiping that buttery shit out of my ass, and then guess what, about 30 minutes later I got to wipe out the left over residue that slid out my butt-hole and is making my butt-hole itch like crazy.

by Gorb Jenkem July 10, 2013

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Cream of Children

Semen

I spewed my cream of children onto Linda's face.

by TongueFuMasta February 20, 2021

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Bronzer Cream

Simply wiping shit on your face to look tan

My retart buddy wiped shit all over his face to look like the cast of jersey shore, He said “bronzer cream oh yea”! And “I love poop wiped on my face this time of year”!

by Scuba Stan July 11, 2021

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