captain crackhead

Noun: A term for one who is wearing a zip-down hoodie with the zip open completely by only the hood on their head (very often notably with no shirt), leaving the arm flaps and the rest of the hoodie to hang behind them as pseudo tribal decoration. Often associated with individuals in this attire performing wildcard stunts and impromptu executive decisions

Verb: To assume the form as described in the noun and perform crackhead and crackhead-esque actions with urgency

Never get in a swamp fight with a captain crackhead - noun
If you don't give me my 25 cents back as a quarter I will captain crackhead this elf on the shelf - verb

by why do i have to come up with March 24, 2023

Crackhead

You.

You're just a f*cking crackhead okay. Get used to it.

by ໓ēfiຖiti໐ຖ ໐งērl໐r໓ December 22, 2019

Crackhead

Hester

Wow that is a mad crackhead he need some cro to calm down

by Ganglyeyes January 6, 2019

Crackhead

That one guy who lives in a tent around the corner and is usually seen talking to himself

Anthony: why you ditching school

Dayanara: because I can
Anthony: wanna end up like that crackhead over there
Dayanara: eww no your gonna end up like him
Anthony: me? How your the one who be smoking weed with Abigail and Brenda

Dayanara: ok you do too tf

by chupa me las nalgas wey April 20, 2021

Crackhead collins

Crackhead

A crackhead Collins is

Someone who smokes the drug crack

by Cheese boards r us October 26, 2018

Crackheads

Jaylaan, Keyri, and Irenys

Crackheads were sending memes and funny posts when they should be studying. Therefore this led to the question how they are in honors.

-from the classical novel "Crackheads" by Bob Smith

by SmartIntellectualBTS October 31, 2018

Crackhead

Specific glee addicts that come in a pair of 2

Maddy is such a crackhead
Madlief is such a crackhead

by Pief2.0 June 9, 2020