The Classic Dubois

A special academic technique used primarily in science and math examinations. In the United States, partial credit is often awarded on these types of examinations for every little thing the student writes down, even if it results in the wrong answer. Sometimes a student can get half credit for a question simply by writing an equation down. "The Classic Dubois" is when a student enters a test with the end goal of trying to scrape together as much partial credit as possible, while not knowing anything about the actual material. This will usually result in the student just barely passing the exam on bullshit partial credit alone. A student attempting to perform "The Classic Dubois" has lost all hope in actually knowing the material, and is simply playing for as many points as he or she can cobble together.

Physics is too hard. I don't know any of this. I'm just going to try The Classic Dubois on tomorrow's exam and hope for the best.

by Falco64 December 15, 2016

Rimless classic

When you use a girls pussy juice as lube and run your finger around her butthole, and she makes a high pitch squeal similar to your finger around the rim of a wine glass.

Sally was soaking wet, and soon my rimless classic technique had her singing like a song bird!

by Bilardo76 December 19, 2019

Classic Thief

A old time thief who steals for food and money for his family, with some respect for society, unlike todays robbers who steal for drugs and liquor and don't give a damn about anything but themselves.

Robber : HA look at this diamond rolex i just stole. I will be able to afford angels dust forever now!

Thief : Hey screw you, i just stole this bag of rice for my family, so we can live.

Robber : wow your a real classic thief, and you have taught me a valuable lesson about society. One that i will now forget when i put this drug to use.

by tcowguy November 19, 2012

Classic plonker

Classic plonker: a friendly term for an arsehole.

Why, my friend, you're really a classic plonker sometimes! What's a classic plonker? It's a friendly term for an arsehole, my friend...

by Drew Byrne. October 16, 2008

The classic mistake

when you accidentally eat too many edibles because they taste too good.

"hey dude your doing the classic mistake"
"I know they just taste too good"

by The old man June 28, 2020

Classic Josh

Sending someone an insult over Facebook messenger and then immediately blocking them as you’re a delicate flower who hates being insulted.

“I hate insert name, he’s such a dick”
“Why don’t you tell him to his face?”
“Nah, I’m gonna do a Classic Josh”

by Ouzify November 22, 2019

Classic Yasmin

When one excessively walks out of class and litteraly couldn’t care less.

Teacher:Good morni-
Yasmin:”stands up from chair”
Teacher:”where are your going?”
Yasmin:*leaves the classroom*
Classmate 1:wait wut
Classmate 2:she just did the “classic Yasmin”

by Hoesaaay March 29, 2019