Cincinnati Christmas Tree

A group act in which several people defecate into the same toilet without flushing; allowing the the fecal matter to build up into the rough shape of a Christmas tree. A star is then placed on top to complete the prized decoration.
When my friends and I go to the mall, we like to help decorate the place for the cheerful season with a Cincinnati Christmas Tree.
by giggling_santa29 December 02, 2021
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cincinnati bread crumb

A trail of poop leading to the bathroom created by someone who didn't make it in time.
I knew my roommate was into some wild stuff after finding a Cincinnati bread crumb trail leading from his bedroom to the bathroom the night his girlfriend stayed over.
by Sunday funday kids March 08, 2020
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Cincinnati Crow Hop

The maneuver made by a person caught unexpectedly with an object inserted into or around the anus. Usually while bending over.
The unexpected prod in the ass made Dusten do the Cincinnati Crow Hop!
by KingRobes November 30, 2016
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Cincinnati Snack Bar

A man is having anal sex with someone (male or female) and ejaculates inside the ass. The recipient then squats over the giver and forces all the semen out of the anus and onto his chest. The recipient then eats the cum.
Gotta watch out for that one. He's willing to do a Cincinnati Snack Bar.
by The Liberty Belles October 29, 2015
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cincinnati ass slap

When two soldiers march in a hugging pose while one soldier plays percussion music on the buttocks of the other. When no instruments were available during marches in civil war times, this was used as an alternative to keep soldiers in step.
The highest honer a union soldier could receive was to be assigned the Cincinnati Ass Slap during long marches.
by HistoryMaster April 25, 2017
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Cincinnati Jalapeño Popper

When a girl give you a blowjob and you finish in her mouth then smack her across the face.
Man last night i gave my girl a Cincinnati Jalapeño Popper. it was freaking hilarious!
by cinciguy010101 July 29, 2011
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Cincinnati slow job

The act of wrapping cold bacon around the penis and standing in a hot shower.
Jon liked to start each day with a Cincinnati slow job.
" I don't have time for a Cincinnati slow job, I guess I'll just pan fry the bacon"
"That's not a bowl of icecream!, that's a Cincinnati slow job!
by eriktion August 31, 2014
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