Cincinnati Christmas Tree

A group act in which several people defecate into the same toilet without flushing; allowing the the fecal matter to build up into the rough shape of a Christmas tree. A star is then placed on top to complete the prized decoration.

When my friends and I go to the mall, we like to help decorate the place for the cheerful season with a Cincinnati Christmas Tree.

by giggling_santa29 December 2, 2021

cincinnati cheese grater

When you grind some cheese on a cheese grater in cincinatti.

2. What you call toxic bitches on overwatch when you have tourettes

I just grated some cheese on my cincinnati cheese grater.

2.

A: *Insta Locks Hanzo*
B: GOD DAMN IT YOU FUCKING CINCINNATI CHEESE GRATER
A: RYUUGA WAGA TEKI WO KURAOU
A:Gets banned

by JustSaiyanShit November 7, 2018

Cincinnati Crow Hop

The maneuver made by a person caught unexpectedly with an object inserted into or around the anus. Usually while bending over.

The unexpected prod in the ass made Dusten do the Cincinnati Crow Hop!

by KingRobes November 30, 2016

The Cincinnati slambo shot

The act of the male running full force with his dick out trying to stick it a women’s unlubed asshole

“And now The Cincinnati slambo shot all the way from pum fuck New Mexico.”

by Osamabinballen November 3, 2020

cincinnati ass slap

When two soldiers march in a hugging pose while one soldier plays percussion music on the buttocks of the other. When no instruments were available during marches in civil war times, this was used as an alternative to keep soldiers in step.

The highest honer a union soldier could receive was to be assigned the Cincinnati Ass Slap during long marches.

by HistoryMaster April 25, 2017

Cincinnati Jalapeño Popper

When a girl give you a blowjob and you finish in her mouth then smack her across the face.

Man last night i gave my girl a Cincinnati Jalapeño Popper. it was freaking hilarious!

by cinciguy010101 July 30, 2011

Cincinnati slow job

The act of wrapping cold bacon around the penis and standing in a hot shower.

Jon liked to start each day with a Cincinnati slow job.
" I don't have time for a Cincinnati slow job, I guess I'll just pan fry the bacon"
"That's not a bowl of icecream!, that's a Cincinnati slow job!

by eriktion August 31, 2014