The FasGas Curse

The most demonicly cursed person alive to date. Shit happens on his shifts that would make Hiroshima say "Daaaaamn". He once killed a man just for pumping deisel too fast and getting some on his uniform, sadly he did not mean to kill this man.

Employee - "Who am I working with today?"
District Manager - "The Curse"
Employee - "I quit"

-or-

"Damn The FasGas Curse, he spilled coffee on my nuts"

by Curtis William Caza July 21, 2006

Felatiatus Curse

Noun; Curse that orally pleases someone to the extent of insanity; One of the 4 unforgivable curses

Harry: I will use the felatiatus curse on you if you do not leave this party with me
Hermoine: not if I use the rectumsempra curse first

by dudebrodonttazeme January 24, 2011

cursed worst

When you finish in last, or essentially in last, in a string of like competitions.

I'm not just the worst. I'm cursed worst with this stuff.

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

The Johnson Curse

This curse means u will always be in friend zone. It runs in the Johnson family; especially In Kai and Tyler. All offspring of the Johnson(if there ever is any) will continues to be cursed.

Guy 1: Man what happened between Kai and Paige??
Guy 2: He has the Johnson curse man... it wasn’t in his control...

by Realmemer69 September 26, 2018

The Johnson Curse

This curse means u will always be in friend zone. It runs in the Johnson family; especially In Kai and Tyler. All offspring of the Johnson(if there ever is any) will continues to be cursed.

Guy 1: Man what happened between Kai and Paige??
Guy 2: He has the Johnson curse man... it wasn’t in his control...

by Realmemer69 September 26, 2018

The Bellavia curse

An old Italian curse that causes everyone in the vicinity of a cursed person to have terrible luck such as accidents with vehicles, bodily harm and money problems.

I saw Cindy today, she lost her check book in the store then got in a car accident. She must have the bellavia curse.

by damfarmer October 03, 2011

The Collins Curse

a curse that everyone you date turns gay/homosexual after you date them.

Cody: Lance whats going on buddy?
Lance: Angie broke up with me for a girl....
Cody: You must have The Collins Curse!

by /r/AyyMD - Kekmaster97 May 24, 2018