Bloogle balls are a medical condition resulting from the frustration of attempting to google someone and getting either no dirt at all or a sea of results for a multitude of people with the same name as your googlee. Often results from an underestimation of the popularity of the name you are searching.
"Mmm, that Dan Roche at work is so foine. Let's google him."
"OK... dannnn roooocchhe... ?!?!? results one to ten of two million!?"
"Oh suck! Bloogle balls!"
"OK... dannnn roooocchhe... ?!?!? results one to ten of two million!?"
"Oh suck! Bloogle balls!"
by laurosaur November 1, 2005
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The beautiful bulge of a woman's vagina (her booger) that is visible when she wears nothing but panties or a bikini bottom. The booger bulge looks all soft and lovely.
"Hey come look this picture of this chick in her panties... look at that gorgeous booger bulge!"
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"Hurry up, gymnastics is on! We are going to see some incredible booger bulges!"
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"Hurry up, gymnastics is on! We are going to see some incredible booger bulges!"
by tizzle cake February 12, 2010
Get the booger bulge mug.A booger-like lump found in your hair which appears as the result of applying too much hair product, or not spreading the product out properly. It looks suspiciously like a booger which leads to you having to explain the product mishap to those who point it out, so they don't assume it is a real booger in your hair.
Cam: What's that in your hair? Looks like a big booger... (reaches out to pick out out but recoils as he thinks it is a booger)
Jake: Crap... it's a hair booger, too much fudge on the hair this morning...
Cam: Yeah riiiiiight.... more like you picked a winner and scratched your head after....
Jake: Crap... it's a hair booger, too much fudge on the hair this morning...
Cam: Yeah riiiiiight.... more like you picked a winner and scratched your head after....
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Jamie Said To A Random Person "Hello, My Name Is Boofle.. Can I Come Home With You?" Stranger Replied "Yes." Jamie Just Tried Boofleing And Successfully 'Boofled'
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Get the Boofleing mug.An event or series of events that cause a reasonable person to question how such wildly unusual things could ever happen. A mind "explosion." Having an overwhelming or confusingly large effect on the mind.
It just boggles the mind to look at the bum flash of Beyonce's ass in that thong.
Judge Sullivan: “It just boggles the mind that the State Department allowed this circumstance to arise in the first place,” in his opinion about Hillary Clinton's home brew email server.
It just boggles the mind how Donald Trump could advocate giving nuclear weapons to South Korea or claim that the Judge Gonzalo Curiel is biased against him because of his last name.
It just boggles the mind that the two candidates for POTUS in 2016 are both deeply unpopular with reasonably well-informed voters.
Judge Sullivan: “It just boggles the mind that the State Department allowed this circumstance to arise in the first place,” in his opinion about Hillary Clinton's home brew email server.
It just boggles the mind how Donald Trump could advocate giving nuclear weapons to South Korea or claim that the Judge Gonzalo Curiel is biased against him because of his last name.
It just boggles the mind that the two candidates for POTUS in 2016 are both deeply unpopular with reasonably well-informed voters.
by euphemismo September 6, 2016
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