porch boning

To have sex while your parents are sleeping inside the house.

My boyfriend came over, but my parents were inside sleeping. So we had to go for porch boning. sex fucking boning boomboom fulltilt sneaky undercover

by Full Tilt Handlebars September 18, 2016

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Star Bonding

To bond underneath the stars with another soul or souls while in the process of admiring & appreciating the elegance & essence of their power & magnitude.

“Do you have anything on the agenda for the camping trip?”
“Just BBQing and star bonding if the skies allow!”
“Sounds like a gorgeous time!”
“It would be divine if things aligned.”

by keeshan22 April 24, 2022

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A guy who gets dressed up and carries himself like James Bond. He wears a nice suit, watch and even orders the shaken martini. The person realizes it's kind of goofy, but it makes him feel cool. James Bond, Bond, James Bond, 007, martini, shaken not stirred

Wow, you look great, is that a new suit Jay! That's right baby, I'm bonding.

by joecoolthefool April 3, 2016

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piggy banking

The act of aggressively inserting a nickel into ones anus with your thumb, until it is completely out of sight.

“Dude, my dad walked in while I was piggy banking my girlfriend.”
“Gimme the ol’ piggy bank the stank!”

by Roy Rutherford July 26, 2019

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booking

The act of leaving a book you have read in a random place for somebody else to discover.

Officially started by Joy V. (Kalamazoo, MI) in 2011, booking was an alternative to such trends as planking and cone-ing.

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I'm about to finish this awesome book. I plan on booking it at a restaurant this weekend.

by Booker2 November 11, 2011

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