te encablo

When a warden shoulder bashes the shit out of you multiple times

Warden: te encablo

Enemy: shit

by The wardone September 27, 2020

Te’

The Don of the creator

“Jesus, Look how bad Te’ looks twirling those keys!” “Bad Like a don”

by Dadonn December 26, 2024

eres tonta? te gusta ser tonta

sinónimo de imbecil, o incluso cuando haces una broma sin gracia

+*alguien te da un susto*
- jajajjajajajajaja te has asustado
+eres tonta? te gusta ser tonta

by eeespaaañññaaaaa May 24, 2020

te velde

a te velde is someone you don’t want to mess with. he’s 7 feet tall, has curly gray hair, extremely bushy eyebrows, and will probably rape you. he’s so creepy he got his dress codes taken away from him and got a teacher suspension bc he stares at girls. STAY AWAY FROM TE VELD!

bro that’s mr. te velde is such a te velde stay away from him.

by my dick is red November 11, 2019

El que te focka

El que te focka is a spanish sentence. In english it means: the guy that makes you a seal with superpowers

Soy el tito mc el que te focka means: i am tito mc the guys that fockas you

by TocZyx December 11, 2018

Tes Sa G

Tessa, lovers, fighters not the best of friends, but my best friend.

The first one that I think about when the world crashes down and the first one whose smile I want to see when we’re winning at life. The one that I’d want by my side during a zombie apocalypse.

Sum up Tes Sa in a few words…

A shrewd judge of character.

A simple woman with a beautiful mind.

A loyal friend and partner.

A hard exterior but a softer interior.
Honest.

Easy to love and hard to forget.

Loves to absorb new interests.

Funny and quirky.
A pain in the ass.

Big nose.

I’m a lucky man to have a Tes Sa in my life ❤️

‘Tes Sa G will smell you before she sees you, won’t she?’

by peteteds June 21, 2023

Te’

The Don Of The Creator

Te’ sent from the heaven’s above

by Dadonn February 19, 2025