Slap ass day

Fake Holiday that if it was real you would not be able to participate cause you get no bitches.

April 1 is Slap Ass Day.
Person: Hey it's April 1 st!
Person 2: yeh?
Person: it's Slap Ass Day.
Person 2: No it's not it's April fool's Dumbass and anyways you get no bitches

by Ppoorrttiiaa March 31, 2022

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National Slap Ass Day

On December 4th its national slap ass day where a boy can slap a girls ass next time they see each other

Boy: Nice ass *slaps butt*
Girl : why?
Boy:its national slap ass day
U can slap and grip the girls ass if you want

by Superslimmshady December 4, 2021

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National Grab Ass Day

Grab your girlfriends ass on the fourth of may

Hey tomorrow is may 4th, did you know that you are supposed to grab your girlfriends ass on the fourth of may, or better known as “National Grab Ass Day”.

by spainsh April 30, 2024

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ass day

ass day ask any guy or girl for ass pics they have to send you 3 pics no less.

it's ass day today you have to send me ass pics

by idkaname28 August 29, 2021

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National beat the beaner captains ass day

Beat the shit out of the Mexican team captain on your wrestling team

Hey did you hear what day it is?
Yeah it’s national beat the beaner captains day!
National beat the beaner captains ass day is a national holiday where you beat him up

by Toesforthebros February 2, 2021

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