The Ahmed Effect

Having sexual intercourse with “Ahmed” and not being able to walk after the fact.

I had sex last night. I fully feel The Ahmed Effect…He fully put Ahmed Effected me.

by Jayjoe132 May 26, 2024

sazy ahmed

Sazy Ahmed describes someone who speaks like a member of OFB but was actually born in Cornwall. Don’t be Sazy.

Man 1: Who’re you going to that gig with?

Man 2: oh just Sazy Ahmed.
Man 1: Oh no. You’re going with someone who pretends to be road from Cornwall?

by Matty Cookski November 25, 2021

Mohammad Ahmed

A chihuahua

“Hey, that’s my Mohammad Ahmed!”
“Omg, that dog is so cute! What breed is it?”
“It’s a Mohammad Ahmed”

by The Strange Man November 26, 2021

ahmed

ahmed is very short and stubby, selfish, creepy, and weird.

girl #1 : have you heard from ahmed lately?

girl #2 : yes he made sm accounts to add me

by yurrjajajaj November 26, 2021

Ahmed

Ahmed is the hottest guy in the world and has beautiful eyes he has a very big penis he gets all the girls

Damn he stole my girl he must be a Ahmed

by The damn bro November 27, 2021

Ahmed

My sneaky link

oh daddy Ahmed

by faaris k November 28, 2021

Ahmed

Salve. Owned by the "India Are Shit" groupchat

Damn, that Ahmed recieved 50 lashes this morning

by WashedPessi November 29, 2021