Local 58

A normal news channel with nothing suspicious on it.

I really love Local 58. It really makes me want to take a drive in the dead of night. And my destination is behind me. It's getting closer.

by Stupid dumbass motherfuckercum March 3, 2022

local lag

An excuse bitches make when they can’t properly play a game due to their extremely low skill level.

Mike: “You only won because of the local lag from these controllers. Get better ones and run it back.

by xXMorgasmicXx September 19, 2020

Local Sheep

An individual who appears innocent and pure but is secretly kinky and freaky. Seen typically with a blonde mullet, the local sheep tends to deny being one. Often seen calling other people the local sheep, they tend to project their own fetishes onto others.

Aren't you such a good boy? You're my local sheep

by Village Chief August 19, 2025

locally sourced milk

Milk from a girls tits.

“Yooo!! I found a milf who’s going to give me locally sourced milk!”

by nesol June 22, 2022

Local celebtard

A local celebrity, for example, a news anchor, reporter or meteorologist. These people claim they got into the line of work they are in because they had a true passion for it but, really, we all know they are only doing it in the hopes a Hollywood casting agent will one day spot them. Or The Today Show will fire Matt Lauer or Al Roker for them.

Person one: What you watching on TV?
Person two: Oh just Craig Setzer, from CBS 4 in Miami
Person one: Oh he's a local celebtard.

by Chocolate Dreamz January 24, 2011

Global-local

A student that is simultaneously in 2 relationships. Usually one is a long distance relationship (global) and the other is the current one at the educational institute (local).

Rahul is in a global-local relationship.

by PeruBalboa November 23, 2023

Local

A local is an Amy

Shes Such A Local,
She is such an amy

by Kkkkkkj92929 March 3, 2019