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Get the Starbucks gift card mug.A Starbucks name is the name you give someone when your real name is very common or similar to other names and is often misheard.
Why did you give the barista "Matt" as your name when your real name is "Ben"?
Everyone hears "Matt" anyways, so now it's my Starbucks name.
Everyone hears "Matt" anyways, so now it's my Starbucks name.
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Get the Starbucks mug.THE ONLY GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO WILL NEVER GET YOUR NAME RIGHT NO MATTER HOW SIMPLE IT IS AND HOW MANY TIMES YOU TELL THEM THE RIGHT PRONUNCIATION AND SPELLING!
Starbucks employees be like:
Wanda: Can I get a name for your order?
Mia: Mia
Wanda: alright you can wait over there
2 minutes later
Wanda: alright I got an order for Maxine
Wanda: Can I get a name for your order?
Mia: Mia
Wanda: alright you can wait over there
2 minutes later
Wanda: alright I got an order for Maxine
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