jaffa knees

1. when visible knees (or sometimes legs) are of a distinctly different color to the rest of the body. usually from when tanning of the legs is done separately from the upper body.

2. to describe someone with jaffa knees (said quickly as one word, like "Japanese")

The use of 'Jaffa' is borrowed from the Jaffa chocolates - chocolate confectionery with an orange candy shell - describing the either particularly orange tan, or even dark brown (almost chocolate) color of the said knees
Fred: Hey, did you see that girl? Her knees were like, brown!
Ulric: She's got Jaffa knees.
by HAJIMEMASHITE! February 10, 2010
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Noah knees

When legs are exposed from the knees up while sitting due to shorts that are to short exposing milky white thighs.
Can you sit different? I'm distracked by your Noah knees.
by bearbutt luver January 16, 2011
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the knee slappers

A group of nine friends who make weird jokes and react to them by saying "that's a knee slapper, har de har har" and slapping their knees.
Knee slapper #1"And then the whale said, wait whales can't talk!" the Knee slappers "That's a knee slapper, har de har har!"
by A knee slapper April 07, 2013
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Elephant Knee

Larger version of Moose Knuckle. An exceedingly large version of a camel toe.
Dude, what's up with the zoo in here today?

What?

So far I've seen a camel toe, a moose knuckle and an elephant knee.

You're sick, dude.
by TDubb58 September 16, 2008
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Free the knee!

Today girls are told to hide their bodies and cover up, but we say NO HUNNY, NO. Free the knee!
Teacher: You dress is too short and violates dress code
Student: Oh hell naw, free the knee mofo
Group Chant: Free the knee!, Free the Knee!
by iamthetruth.com September 10, 2019
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knee deep

The definition of knee deep is simply deep in a situation. Yet, it's often used with negativity.. Such as.. I am knee deep in my own bile.

Sally: Man, I flunked my exam again.
Bob: When your mom finds out you're going to be knee deep in trouble.
by YearRoundPMSGirl November 01, 2003
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Knee driving

Similar to knee steering knee driving is a more competitive version when the driver of a car uses only their knees to steer the car when driving for as long as possible.
Person #1: dude I’ve been knee steering for 5 minutes!
Person #2: dude 5 minutes is nothing, you know the knee driving world record is so much longer!

Cohen H Koshar holds the world record of knee driving for 69 miles.
by DTOpposion December 26, 2022
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