random jackassery

the act of doing something completely off the wall for no reason at all

" Johns giving the cable guy a lapdance was just random jackassery"

by Shanrock April 1, 2010

Random Dice

The new game, was released by 111%. The thing is to merge some dices and give yo opponent a big fuck

It is usually famous in Eastern Asia and Europe, so on

Boy 1: I got the growth dice yesterday while playing random dice
Girl 1: So why you're losing

by maximgaren July 25, 2020

random dance

The act of a silent and spontaneous dance for no reason.

Al: Random dance!

Al and Paula start dancing

by Doctor Pie August 19, 2009

pounding randoms

a guy fucking the shit out of random hoes

I heard that guy was pounding randoms last night.

by Jason Miller100 January 29, 2018

Random Cruiser

Slang; for getting an erection out of nowhere.

"I got a random cruiser during class the other day. It was embarrassing."

"I'm starting to get a random cruiser."

by iBanged Zooey November 19, 2013

true randomness

A sequence of effects that has no causes especially finite numbers and quantum mechanics.

Digital computing are unable to compute pure randomness, thus, making quantum computing exclusive to true randomness

by 1m1m0 September 5, 2022

Random Beef

When one has an unspecified hatred or dislike for another when this person has done nothing wrong. derived from the words beef, as in being moody with someone and random to imply spontaneity

marty: hey john
john:...
marty: i wonder why hes got random beef with me

by Puff Puff Parsnip May 1, 2012