When you're dancing or having sex with a really fat (and ugly) girl, and you're being really Romantic. Then, after a while, you go behind her, hug her round her neck and whisper sweetly into her ear saying something like...
"You're reeaaallly fat"
...And you have to see how long you can hold on
"You're reeaaallly fat"
...And you have to see how long you can hold on
"Dude, I was having a hardcore session of fat girl rodeo at the club last night, you should'a seen her man, thank god she counldn't reach me."
Or..
My fat girl rodeo record with her is like a whole minute or something, you would have thought she'd have learnt the game by now...
Or..
My fat girl rodeo record with her is like a whole minute or something, you would have thought she'd have learnt the game by now...
by ZeroG91 September 1, 2006
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Also known as the greatest form of dress up ever
Also known as the greatest form of dress up ever
by Andrew Bullock April 12, 2008
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Fat Chick Friday can be competitive; each ape hunts for the most disgusting fat chick beastie to be slain on a trundle bed.
Fat Chick Friday tends to result in a mix of hilarious tales of triumphs and sorrows. It is growing in popularity nation-wide in the U.S. Some countries cannot celebrate the holiday due to lack of fat chicks.
Note: The trundle bed is not the only proper place to slay these beasties. Get creative.
Fat Chick Friday can be competitive; each ape hunts for the most disgusting fat chick beastie to be slain on a trundle bed.
Fat Chick Friday tends to result in a mix of hilarious tales of triumphs and sorrows. It is growing in popularity nation-wide in the U.S. Some countries cannot celebrate the holiday due to lack of fat chicks.
Note: The trundle bed is not the only proper place to slay these beasties. Get creative.
Ape 1: "It's Fat Chick Friday!"
Ape 2: "FCF baby!"
Ape 3: "Once a fat chick gets a piece of meat, she won't let go!"
Ape 4: "I got one right now...Gitouttahere!"
Ape 2: "FCF baby!"
Ape 3: "Once a fat chick gets a piece of meat, she won't let go!"
Ape 4: "I got one right now...Gitouttahere!"
by HungryEyesforFatChicks July 6, 2011
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Although his wardrobe consists of track suits, knock off Ed Hardy clothing and fairy wings; The pink polo shirt really tops all of these articles off. Being too tight, pink, and fitted way to snugly to a fat boy's body, it really is quite the "sight to see".
In the pubesent state that "Fat kid in a polo" is in, he is mostly consisted of:
Greasy hair, acne, flubbery skin, and a voice of an 11 year old girl.
He is overweight ( still shedding off the "baby fat") and extremly immature.
He has absolutely no athletic ability, although he is a sad exscuse for a member of the football team and claims he is "Technically part of the basketball team" - i don't think water boy counts fat kid.
If you shall ever encounter Fat kid in a polo; take the following into consideration - He is an unusual species and his feelings will be hurt if you call him fat. He may be seen dressed as a fairy, or a pirate but only on rare occasions in which he will change in the bathroom to avoid name calling and teasing.
Fat kid in a polo can be addressed like so, and somehow have no reaction other then "Did you see those guys? .. They were being really mean to me"
Although his wardrobe consists of track suits, knock off Ed Hardy clothing and fairy wings; The pink polo shirt really tops all of these articles off. Being too tight, pink, and fitted way to snugly to a fat boy's body, it really is quite the "sight to see".
In the pubesent state that "Fat kid in a polo" is in, he is mostly consisted of:
Greasy hair, acne, flubbery skin, and a voice of an 11 year old girl.
He is overweight ( still shedding off the "baby fat") and extremly immature.
He has absolutely no athletic ability, although he is a sad exscuse for a member of the football team and claims he is "Technically part of the basketball team" - i don't think water boy counts fat kid.
If you shall ever encounter Fat kid in a polo; take the following into consideration - He is an unusual species and his feelings will be hurt if you call him fat. He may be seen dressed as a fairy, or a pirate but only on rare occasions in which he will change in the bathroom to avoid name calling and teasing.
Fat kid in a polo can be addressed like so, and somehow have no reaction other then "Did you see those guys? .. They were being really mean to me"
Cool Guy #1 "Hey fat kid, is that a pink polo you're wearing?"
Cool Guy #2 " why does it say Abercrombie and Stitch? .. Is that a knock-off fat kid? "
Cool guy #1 *deliberatly laughs in fat kid's face* "Why yes cool guy #2 , I think it is."
Cool Guy #2 " WOOOOOWWWW LEAVE IT TO THE FAT KID WEARING THE PINK POLO"
Everyone surrounding" Hhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaha yea fat kid in a polo, you're so fat and your polo is way to tight!"
Cool Guy #1 & Cool Guy #2 " You should stick to track suits"
Cool Guy #2 " why does it say Abercrombie and Stitch? .. Is that a knock-off fat kid? "
Cool guy #1 *deliberatly laughs in fat kid's face* "Why yes cool guy #2 , I think it is."
Cool Guy #2 " WOOOOOWWWW LEAVE IT TO THE FAT KID WEARING THE PINK POLO"
Everyone surrounding" Hhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaha yea fat kid in a polo, you're so fat and your polo is way to tight!"
Cool Guy #1 & Cool Guy #2 " You should stick to track suits"
by JudgementalMcGee November 20, 2010
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The fat-hoe that will not only sleep with anyone, but will also fall in love with anyone who would give them the time of day.
The fat-hoe type will give your common chunky chick a bad name; WARN YOUR FRIENDS!!
This disease is real and can be tamed with your help!
The fat-hoe type will give your common chunky chick a bad name; WARN YOUR FRIENDS!!
This disease is real and can be tamed with your help!
Not only did that thick chick run through all of our friends but she received a broken heart each time, when she realized that all they wanted was sex; that's what we call a fat-hoe type.
"Man I was wasted last night, I hooked up wit a fat hoe type and today shes sayin she loves me! Never get drunk a hook up wit a fat ugly chick man."
"Man I was wasted last night, I hooked up wit a fat hoe type and today shes sayin she loves me! Never get drunk a hook up wit a fat ugly chick man."
by zombietrade January 12, 2012
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