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Mexican Cartel

The act of eloping act with wits pre prepared tarp pre-layed out making her lay down flat and taking a huge shit on said chest and pissing on her then proceeding urinate then wrapping her tightly and tieing the tarp tight and placing her in to the boot of your car and driving around till well marinated roughly 2-3 hours and then dumping the tarp and reporting it to the police as a dead body
Hey bro I seen your misses after you gave her a mean Mexican cartel
by Dirty filthy slut Eg CummyBear October 15, 2025
mugGet the Mexican Cartelmug.

Mexican

The dude that’s in my front yard every weekend
by Mr paper man November 22, 2021
mugGet the Mexicanmug.

Mexican porkchop

When you finish in your partners mouth, your so eager to want some more, you start tickling your partner, thus laughing so hard, the load comes rocketing out of his or her nose
Chad made Kyle a Mexican Porkchop
by Harry Carry November 15, 2011
mugGet the Mexican porkchopmug.

Mexican Pizza’d

A fresh, hot, melty Taco Bell Mexican pizza thrown at you causing burns and sadness!
Andrea was Mexican Pizza’d by her husband because he was drunk and disorderly and it was the closest thing to throw.
by anonymous September 25, 2021
mugGet the Mexican Pizza’dmug.

Mexican tomatos

A nickname or slang for Marijuana, Pot, Weed,
1.What do you grow in your garden?
2.I grow Mexican tomatos
by SQIBBLEY February 15, 2022
mugGet the Mexican tomatosmug.

mexican

i love mexican foooood
by anonymous May 16, 2022
mugGet the mexicanmug.

Mexican jumping bean

A Mexican who has jumped over the border into the US to seek refuge and leave Mexico
guy 1: hey did you see that dude jump the border

guy 2: yeah bro, that's a Mexican jumping bean right there
by Señor Mexicano mano October 23, 2022
mugGet the Mexican jumping beanmug.

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