stir the cake batter

The male equivalent of “stir the paint”.
(Open relationship exclusive) When your man returns from a gay hookup after getting absolutely decimated in his prostate, he asks for you to “clean it out” and finish the job for him.
Pegging or inserting your tinky winky into his laa-laa is recommended here.
(Optional) Yell loudly “Housekeeping!” when clearing his anus of bodily fluids for further experience in this exciting journey.
You can inquire to your partner to (consensually) put their “cake batter” in the oven. You can suck it out directly with a garden hose and put it in a pan (pansexual) and cook it for 69 minutes. Voila. Free crotch fruit.

“How was work, honey?”
“Not good. I’m gonna need you to stir the cake batter.”

by cheesebiscuitsandwine September 23, 2024

Rum Cake

Cake with rum in it. Drunk rock crusher in Manassas poured rum in wifes cake batter.

I really want to get hammered. Got any rum cake?

by Burtchiggins November 25, 2020

dafudge cakes

A non-swearing way to say Da Fuck?!
plus it sounds delicious

"...So then i said dafudge cakes is wrong with you?!"

by TheRealCatastrophy April 25, 2016

Cakes

A bigg butt

Girl you got a big butt!!
Do you mean cakes?

by Debbi Cook May 15, 2016

strawberry pound cake

When a guy pounds a girl on her period, the resulting sauce is called strawberry pound cake

There is a shit ton of strawberry pound cake on the shower floor after I fuck you on your period

by Pound caker April 5, 2017

rice caking

a code word for restricting or stopping eating. commonly used by people with an eating disorder

i finally stopped rice caking

by bellabitch October 21, 2020

Cake ahh nig

A lame ahh nigga

Mikey: imma snack you

Levi: ight cake ahh nig

by Mikey4321 December 24, 2024