by TherealMichaelJackson September 27, 2023

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by Bear Chug May 20, 2011

Also known as BHR, when a sleuth of gay bears, without shirts on, in a densely populated night club brush past each other with excessive force, trying to move around and pretend to be dancing , often making sexual innuendos to compensate for the lack
Of dance skills.
Of dance skills.
I have Bear Hair Rash, after a night of clubbing at a gay bear event and all the bears were rubbing their hairy body’s past me.
by Akrikaaners August 6, 2023

This is a reference to the common "bear-eclipse" phenomena meme, where bears are found looking at eclipses and roaring. It's a non sequitur absurd joke. The original story involves three cubs and a mama bear. The mama bear roars, and then the cubs ask "Why are you roaring, mama?" Mama bear says... "because... because there's AN ECLIPSE!!!!!"
Guy 1: "How does a bear cut its hair?"
Guy 2: "Uhh... idk how?"
Guy 1: "E CLIPS IT!!!"
Guy 1: "Bro, I just had a great idea..."
Guy 2: "What's up?"
Guy 1: "What if... the BEARS ARE LOOKING AT THE ECLIPSE!!!!!"
Guy 2: "Uhh... idk how?"
Guy 1: "E CLIPS IT!!!"
Guy 1: "Bro, I just had a great idea..."
Guy 2: "What's up?"
Guy 1: "What if... the BEARS ARE LOOKING AT THE ECLIPSE!!!!!"
by rizz0ThBear February 15, 2025

Like a rusty walrus, one will cum into a condom and freeze that filled condom
You will now have a cum dildo
You will now have a cum dildo
by Suckballsfor£5 May 9, 2021
