Mexican Seaworld

When a bunch of guys all either eat Mexican foods/ tequila, then proceed to urinate into a pool and the water becomes yellow, warm, and spicy.

Guy 1: "Why is the pool so yellow?"

Guy 2: "It's not a pool, it's a Mexican Seaworld."

by HelloPity January 22, 2024

mexican rumbo

Shit in her mouth and tie a lasso to her ear and proceed to fuck her in the other ear

“I just Mexican rumbo’d her”

by Toxoxile December 8, 2017

Mexicanism

The act of selling one's belongings including their car, quitting their job and selling their house to go down into Mexico for an extended period of time where they will live as a Mexican and hangout by the beach.

I'm over this life, I'm converting to mexicanism.

by phranque September 7, 2021

angel the mexican

Six things

Shitty beard
Simp
Short

Weird looking
Beaner
Cringe

That's angel the Mexican for you

by Notabully October 20, 2022

mexican sponge

The blanket used while hooking up in the backseat of a car to soak of the juices. Inevitably it's the Mexican throw blanket found for sale on the side of the road.

It was a good thing I had my Mexican sponge in the backseat because my girlfriend totally squirted all over the place and I didn't want that be soaked up in the upholstery.

by MexicanSponge September 24, 2016

Traditional Mexican Baptism

When a woman inadvertently gives birth directly into a seldom-emptied, diarrhea-splattered porta potty.

Joaquin is messed up in the head. Probably has to do with the fact that he received a Traditional Mexican Baptism when he was born.

by MinMax123 July 12, 2022

Mexican Yule Log

A Mexican Yule Log is an alcoholic beverage consisting of tequila and egg nog.

-Dude you just threw up all over the Christmas tree!
-Yeah, I chugged an entire Mexican Yule Log.

by Han's Dyman November 13, 2011