black friday

the day following thanksgiving where americans go out and buy extra shit they don't need that ends up in the dump, oceans and kills the turtles.

ironically, it is also held on the same day as 'buy nothing day' (much better if you ask me) Buy nothing day raises awareness of the negative environmental, social, and political consequences of overconsumption.

"bruh karen went to like 16 stores yesterday and brought home three coffee makers, a tv, two suitcases and a 42 pack of spatulas"

"my mom got trampled in costco on black friday and she still came home with a broken tv that was 95% off"

by primeverdeen November 29, 2020

black tunnel

The apparent shape made by a little black party dress when you wake up to discover you've only managed to get it half way over your head before drunkenly passing out.

"I woke up in the black tunnel again."

by zzzgrl January 23, 2009

Black boy

A Black guy that sexually abuse, and rape males, steals from people, assault people, and doesn’t get brought to justice for it. Also, protects women, and children no matter what. Even, if the woman, or child is wrong, or guilty towards a guy.

Malcolm: Some kids kept assaulting me by throwing stuff at me. Then, when I tried to hit a kid. A Black guy protects them.
William: The Black guy a Black boy.

by LinkxPeach March 8, 2023

Black Ines

She operates mostly in Caucasus but can be spotted in the nearby cities, too. She is characterised by flirting with random unsuspecting men. Little is known about her life. There are only legends about its enormous complexity.

Where have you been, man? It's been 2 hours.

I met black Ines. She just told me what she cooked for lunch.

by Pervert40 August 26, 2019

Black Metal

Black is the night, Metal we fight
Power amps set to explode
Energy screams, magic and dreams
Satan records their first note
We chime the bell, chaos and Hell
Metal for maniacs pure
Faster than steel, fortune on wheels
Brain hemorrhage is the cure
For Black Metal
Black Metal
Black Metal
Black Metal
Black Metal
Lay down your souls to the gods Rock 'n' Roll
Freaking so wild, nobody's mild
Giving it all that you got
Wild is so right, Metal tonight
Faster than over the top
Open the door, enter Hell's core
Black is the code for tonight
Atomic force, feel no remorse
Crank up the amps, now it's night
Black Metal
Black Metal
Black Metal
Black Metal
Black Metal
Lay down your souls to the gods Rock 'n' Roll
Metal tenfold through the deadly black hole
Riding Hell's stallions bareback and free
Taking our chances with raw energy
Come ride the night with us, rock hard and fight
United my legions we stand
Freak hard and wild for us, give up your souls
Live for the quest Satan's band
Let's go!
Against these odds, Black Metal gods
Fight to achieve our goal
Casting a spell, leather and Hell
Black Metal gods, Rock 'n' Roll
Building up steam, nuclear screams
War-heads are ready to fight
Black leather hounds, faster than sound
Metal, our purpose in life

Black Metal
Black Metal
Black Metal
Black Metal
Black Metal
Lay down your souls to the gods Rock 'n' Roll
Black Metal

by Death Menace March 15, 2023

Black Noir

When a person who acts like a femboy/does very femboy things and is from Poland gets very agressive whenever you call him a femboy

@Black Noir you're a femboy

Black Noir: Fuck off

by trolladge September 10, 2022

black-barred

Used primarily in gaming terminology. Refers to the amount of "health" a character has left. Often health shows up as a red or green bar on the screen, as the health diminishes the bar becomes black. The term "black-barred" is used when an individual has so little health remaining that no red or green may be seen, simply the black bar that has replaced it. Generally used as an expression of emergency.

I need a healer, I am black-barred!

I can't fight that guy while I am black-barred.

I hit that guy so many times, he must be black-barred.

by Hbrodie April 4, 2016