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Can of beans simulator

When a video game has either

1: a hunger/thirst mechanic with scarce food sources

2: common items (e.g., ammunition, medical supplies) that are hard to obtain
Person 1: "hey man I'm all out of bandages can you spare one?"

Person 2: "I would if I could but this game's literally can of beans simulator"
by Shredded_cheese September 17, 2023
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Bean

A person who goes by Sapphire. An absolute sweetheart that everyone adores. They are polite to everyone and care for other's thoughts.
by Kalcium Bones January 24, 2021
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Bean dip

The act of slapping a fat man's man boob up and forcefully slapping it down
Yo why that bitch bean dip me?
by Who's chaos's son December 21, 2016
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Beans

Slang used by the self-harming community
Means the fat/muscle layer underneath the dermis and epidermis.

Other terms: Styro, etc.
Person A: "I cut to beans last night, it hurts like hell."
Person B: "Oh shit, make sure you clean and bandage it or it will get infected."
by Pooinmymouth October 17, 2021
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Beans

Not currently functioning due to an unforeseen explosion caused by the sheer awesomeness of Watch Dogs®: Legion
I would but my Xbox is beans.
by Pussygrabber October 29, 2020
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Beans

Tim: why the fuck are you glowing?
Tam: idk I just ate some beans
by IhadAnAsignmentDue5DaysAgoHelp September 12, 2020
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Birdman Dick Beans

A North Jerseyan delicacy
Smoked Bites has the best Birdman Dick Beans in the state
by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024
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