blow my cheese

A different way of saying "give me head".

Blow my cheese, hoe!

by diabolicalfritz September 19, 2009

top cheese

Term used for really good marijuana.

Yo man, I scored top cheese last night.

by Scruff-E October 21, 2010

Chuck E. Cheese

Chuck E. Cheese; a parent's worst nightmare. Delicious pizza & snotty brats asking you for extra money or coins. Parents avoid passing it up in fear of hearing the loud cry of "CHUCKEEEEEEEEEE CHCHCHEEEEEEEEEEESEEEEE!" And forced to waste $45.00 on pizza, hot wings,soda, & coins.kids love it. May dominate Speedzone, Celebration Station, or Main Event one day. WHEN PIGS FLY!

Parent is stuck in traffic with an empty shortcut street with CHUCK E. CHEESE SIGNS ALL OVER TH PLACE. 7 other cars are way ahead of you. Finally decides to go faster than Ozzy Osborne at an OMG Girlz concert

KID:"CH-CH-CH-CHUCKY CH-CHEESE!"
KID 2: "MOMMY, CAN WE GO?" (BATS EYELASHES)
PARENT :"DAMN IT!"
KID 1 & KID 2 IN UNISON: "DAMN IT MEANS YAY!"
Pulls into Chuck E. Cheese.

by TINKERBELL98 June 27, 2010

Knob Cheese Toasty

The act of collecting 50 grams of curdled smegma from a group of unwashed males. Thes smegma is then placed between two slices of toast and then pressed together. The product is then chopped into triangles and consumed.

Damn thats one good muthafuckin knob cheese toasty.

by pard0x November 12, 2009

Mongolian Cheese Grater

A sexual act in which the giver chews around the recievers asshole until they draw blood.

Damn....that Mongolian cheese grater I gave your mom must have been good. She hasn't walked for weeks.

by BronzeArmor March 12, 2008

MAC N CHEESE

yummy oo goody nah nah i want in my tum tum

YEAS!!

hey chibby want some yummy oo goody nah nah i want in my tum tum

YEAS!! I LOVE MAC N CHEESE

by yeet mamma November 2, 2017

The cheese stands alone

Giving yourself permission to be different

Everyday Jack woke he knew today would be different because the cheese stands alone.

by NannyF October 5, 2018