T-1000

A shit, particularly one which is runny in nature.

I'm just going for a T-1000

by Terminaytor August 16, 2019

t u

"Thank you" in the most internet-abbreviated way. Thank you. Thank u. T U.

Girl 1 texting: I love your art!! :D
Girl 2 texting: t u <3

by cdcdncid September 5, 2019

Verney T

Salsa Verde - a culinary sauce/dressing made of fresh herbs including parsley, mint and basil, among others, garlic, capers and pomace oil. It is a particularly delicious accompaniment to any savoury dish.

In kitchen circles it has been named so in honour of Verne Troyer, who is sadly no longer with us, by way of the loose similarity it has to his name.

Commonly abbreviated to VT by chefs 9who seek entertainment, however abstract, in anything and everything to help them deal with the relentless consequences of their life choices and regret at

having not tried harder at school.

"Mate we're gonna need a double batch of Verney T for tonight"

"Chef, you have that VT recipe nailed. Verney T word be proud."

by R.O.I. September 6, 2019

T-ja spiller

A fat cunt who doesn’t leave his house unless there’s food involved

Me:T-ja come out

T-ja:sorry I can’t

Me:I’m going down chippy

T-ja:ok fine

Me:T-ja come out

T-ja:sorry I can’t

Me:I’m going down chippy

T-ja:ok fine
Definition fatty
T-ja spiller is a person overweight

by Mike the tike September 11, 2019

contact t bone

When you cross your fingers to eliminate having the fart touch

Contact T bone leave me alone

by C.csizzle December 13, 2017

SH!T

When you can't be bothered to swear you replace the i with an exclamation mark

My stomache hurts so much right now, I think I'm gonna sh!t myself

by Funeyboi123 December 31, 2017

T-rex job

A sexual act where the girls hands are at the bottom of the dick ,and the guy grabs her head and pushes it down on his dick repeatedly making her gag.

Dude my girlfriend gave me a T-Rex job last night.

by Sexguide May 2, 2018