A haircut often seen on subs in gay porn. It looks like some BTS head-ass haircut. It's like a bowl cut, between ASIAN and EDGAR
"This haircut makes me look like I'm good at sucking DICK!!!" - Lorenzo, who has a dick-sucking haircut.
by Floofy.exe January 9, 2024
Get the Dick-Sucking Haircutmug. by THEYEETREAPER69 April 12, 2022
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Person1: Wow i really need to get a blowjob
Person2: Are you sure you haven't already? have you heard of the Un-Sucked Dick Thesis?
Person2: Are you sure you haven't already? have you heard of the Un-Sucked Dick Thesis?
by bingrao January 26, 2024
Get the Un-Sucked Dick Thesismug. When you swoop in to sneak a rail behind the party and there's nothing there and you look like the fucking shit brick dip shit mooching mother fucker that is you.
DId you see Mr. Fucking Hippy Shit sucking balls right there, he got "Na Dah"! What fuck tard mooch is he.
by MC Skankaholic October 2, 2017
Get the Sucking Ballsmug. by Legend derry March 21, 2024
Get the Suck offmug. Getting fucked over THE WORST way imaginable usually in the United States armed forces AKA The green weenie but the suck and fuck is the top tier
Dawg I’m getting sucked and fucked right now bro! My battle buddies got me drunk and the platoon sergeants wife is in my bed and I have room inspections at 0600 and THERES A FUCKING GOAT IN THE ROOM FUCKKK!!!!
by Crayoneater223 July 26, 2025
Get the Sucked and fuckedmug.