jack gallagher

The worst fucking basketball player ever and the gayest person ever and again sucks at basketball and is gay again.

Jack Gallagher is gay

by ayeee brooooo May 1, 2018

Jack In The Box

When One Masterbates In A Box

Daniel Likes to Jack In The Box

by UAMarquez27 March 2, 2010

Kracker Jack

Someone who is stupid.

She is a freakin Kracker Jack when it comes to Math,

by KJL July 21, 2003

jumbo jack

when you stuff your fat dick inside a hoes fat cat or ass so hard that they cant walk straight for a week....( limping)

Chuchin: damn bro i jumbo jacked your girl last week and shes bearly recovering
johnatan: no wonder she had troble sitting down

by Michel angelo January 18, 2009

Jacking Up

Watching '24'.

"Where's Toby?"

"He's not coming out; he's too busy jacking up. That's 19 hours straight, man. I think he's got a problem.."

by Chandra42 October 21, 2008

Jack Sparrow

While you're doing a wench from behind you take a swig if rum, then shove the bottle in her ass as you yell "Savvy!?"

Dude : I Jack Sparrowed my bitch last night.
Dude #2 : Yeah? How'd that go?
Dude : She wasn't savvy... so I robocopped her her and left.

by lolololololololololwtf February 22, 2008

Jack nasty

Alright kids, a jack nasty is where a boy usually high school or younger who can't get laid masturbates 'jacks off' into some tissues. Since he is often not one to properly discpose of them, they drift about the room and eventually make their residence beneath his bed.

The resulting hard, crusty tissue wad peeking out from beneath the mattress... Is a jack nasty.

Person A: What's with the tissues, dude?

Person B: Nothing!

Person A: Man you was makin' jack nasties!

OR:

Man that chick was so fine but I'll never get with her. I cry alone at night and make jack nasties.

by Alexander C.R September 8, 2005