English slang for someone's head. Especially potent when referring to a bald head due to its exceptional resemblance to a bean.
This slang term, although in wide use across England, is particularly common amongst UK Counterstrike players and the term "beaner" has long been used to describe someone who gets a lot of headshots. There is no relation to the American usage as a derogatory slur towards Hispanic Americans.
This slang term, although in wide use across England, is particularly common amongst UK Counterstrike players and the term "beaner" has long been used to describe someone who gets a lot of headshots. There is no relation to the American usage as a derogatory slur towards Hispanic Americans.
by Jeremy Cunt May 4, 2021

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

I can tell the ocean water is cold because Kylee just got out and I can see her bikini beans from here.
by anonymous December 7, 2023

shortened version of 'cool beans'. subverts typical interpretation of the phrase by interchanging cool with 'beans'
Person 1: are we still watching the film tomorrow?
Person 2: yeah i'll let you know but i gotta settle some shit first
Persob 1: beans. see ya
Person 2: yeah i'll let you know but i gotta settle some shit first
Persob 1: beans. see ya
by Averyreliablesource July 18, 2018

by StoneyC August 20, 2018

It's when a fucking black woman dresses to gets horny, so she finds a shirt that shows her cleavage to impress a mexican man.
Horny nigger: hey, i want to give you a blowjob.
Mexican man: you are so horny that i want to play with your aunt jemima beans.
Mexican man: you are so horny that i want to play with your aunt jemima beans.
by Dumbledore2680 November 22, 2018
