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The Rules of Discord (Pt 1)

1. God is dead

2. Maybe God is not dead

3. No no God is 100% dead... I checked

4. Always Bully Weebs and Furrys

5. Stan Lunar

6. No Boomers

7. Ignore Rule 5

8. No K-pop

9. No Zoomers

10. Careful of the Moderators

11. Refer to rule 17

12. No nudity (in public servers) (do what you want)

13. If you are under 13 your not, you are 13 until you are 14

14. cats rule the internet and soon will rule the world (again egypt y you not worship cat no more?)

15. Don't Die

16. I drop kicked that child in self defence

18. Arson is only acceptable on orphanages

19. You must have pictures to prove your statements

20. Nothing is Sacred apart from what is sacred

21. You will never have sex

22. The cake is a lie

23. Fried pineapple is a sin

24. All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND

25. The government, The CIA, Everything is a lie

26. The governments out to get ya, the NSA is out to get ya, and bet two $19 fortnite gifts cards I'm out to get ya.

27. Nevermind your boring I take it back

28. The Rick Roll is advancing

29. Refer to rule 1

30. ThatVeganTeacher is a lie

Written by CanBeChucky

"The Rules of Discord"
The Rules of Discord (Pt 1)
They Shall not be Tampered with.
- Sun Tzu "The Art of War"
by CanBeChucky January 1, 2022
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Very, Very Good 1 Pound Fish

This is referring to a salesman at a market often found in a town trying to sell fish, he often times uses language to persuade you to buy. This can often be said as a 'Meme'
by MilkBottle123 July 16, 2021
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The number 1 skill you need to succeed

Sam Altman says it's not intelligence.
Hym "And he's right! The number 1 skill you need to succeed is the ability to rape your sister and get away with it! It's the ultimate skill! The no. 2 skill is the ability to steal from geniuses and the no. 3 skill is the ability to get people to lie or keep secrets for you! See, I know all the skills."
by Hym Iam January 14, 2025
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1.tzy

1.tzy is a kpop stan who uses their platform on TikTok mainly. They have the biggest crush on ._ssoupbin._, their bff is pussinboots_yoongi. They are also a sushi addict, mark that.
Hey! Did you see 1.tzy’s new post?
Yeah! Their post was FAB😍
by yeonjuni December 31, 2020
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1 bal 2 Balz and a penis

This is the greatest route in football history. All you do is run in a circle to make 1 bal then move over to a different stop where your other ball would be and make 2 balz then go to the middle and run straight to make the penis
1 bal 2 Balz and A penisssss
by Jimuder Johnson July 16, 2023
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+1

xQcOW chat says this when he is playing roleplay/ nopixel gta sever. The meaning is when he says something in character and not in irl context.
That was a +1 scenario
by bob10maverick December 21, 2021
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Alright 1

by HawaiiYuFaka March 19, 2021
mugGet the Alright 1mug.

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