two shits to a candlestick

to not know anything about anything

to "not hold two shits to a candlestick" is to think you know something but really know nothing

Dan: did you hear caleb's thoughts on obama care?
Emma: yeah, but the tool can't hold two shits to a candlestick when it comes to the goverment

by secretpumpkinking May 2, 2014

H TWO O TWO

hydrogen/oxide

Every H TWO O TWO add and extra H and O

by qeedisawatermelon March 25, 2025

The Two-Piece

A good suck and handy performed in tandem

Sherrod gave me the two-piece last night

by CodyIsAPussyAssBitch March 12, 2023

Two-Ball Walk

1. Getting hit in the testicles by a baseball, typically as the batter during a baseball game.
2. The walk after such a play, if a walk occurred.

1. Johnny had a bad throw and gave Tom a two-ball walk.
2. Dominic took a two-ball walk on the third inning today. He said he's fine, though.

by 8res September 21, 2017

Two Stage Flute

When you fart during anal sex and it comes out the pitchers ass. When you both fart at the same time during anal sex

The anal sex was so extra we played the two stage flute.
I will wife a girl that plays the two stage flute with me!

by Nicknatgiveadogabone December 25, 2018

two fingers up

it means that you are crazy in love with faiq no cap

sarah is holding two fingers up that means she is obsessed with faiq fr no cap

by hagsbjajakajs May 23, 2022

theres always two rats in a bush

Used similiar to how if there's one rotten apple more often than not the rest are rotten.

"A shit I died to two guys hiding in a bush".

Tough luck! Theres always two rats in a bush.

by tworatsinabush August 2, 2023