Toilet Roll Test

The toilet roll test is at first a test of girth on an erect penis. If it's loose you'd best hope it comes out the other end to compensate

Blythe; So are you going to take him home from the bar? Gayle; Yes during the toilet roll test his erection bust open the toilet roll

by Gaybo_Spots November 20, 2023

hot sausage roll

A hot sausage roll is when you defecate in your hand and proceed to masturbate

Bro that was a sick hot sausage roll you just pulled , big load

by Holy mouley February 27, 2016

Hot sausage roll

Hot sausage roll - when you shit in your hand and then have a wank

"Dude I had the best hot sausage roll last night"
"Me too bro"

by Holy mouley February 27, 2016

Fruit Roll Up

A friend that has an obsession with bead bracelets and hot chocolate

"My best friend is bethany Thomas"
"Oh you mean a fruit roll up?"
"Yeah!"

by rvrmn.vs September 22, 2021

Fruit roll up

A drive by that’s targeted for a gay person or any other member of the lgbtq+

This can also be used for when the opposite happens

Hey Damien do you wanna pull a fruit roll up tonight?

Man that fruit roll up we did last night was crazy he never saw it coming!!

by Wisper and crispy September 04, 2022

bologna roll

Puckered butthole that resembles the end of a roll of bologna.

Dennis asked 'what is the difference between a nine volt battery and her bologna roll ?' ... 'Sooner or later you're gonna put your tongue on it!'

by Yukonskitch May 11, 2016

Roll on the ground’N’eat Chips day

”Roll on the ground’N’Eat Chips day is on the 25th of Februari and it reminds us about the sadness of the people that are not allowed to eat chips ;( This is a day for them to escape their depressing reality and eat some chips #JusticeForOurNoneChipEaters

Non chip eater: “Aww I wish that I were allowed to eat chips;(“
Me: “Well, today must be your lucky day cause it’s Roll on the ground’N’Eat Chips day today!! :)”

by Wallah Ida och Elcira ABOW January 17, 2022