Bacon Kisses

getting splattered by bacon grease while frying bacon

Liz: "Matt, you have burns on your hand!"

Matt: "Yea, I love bacon kisses!"

by Mohee Magee March 10, 2019

kiss

when lips touch<3

hanna: hey...layla layla: yea hanna: i think i really wanna kiss ya layla: wait really? hanna: ya layla:*kisses hanna*

by levi____ August 20, 2022

National kissing day

Kiss a girl or boy on this day Friday 13th of April

Kiss boy or girl national kissing day

by Bob tub May 26, 2018

Hershey's Kiss

When your wife, girl friend, or secret mistress french kisses your butt hole after you've went a few rounds with the toilet from some spicy tacos.

I was surprised when my wife asked me to allow her to give me a Hershey's Kiss. I ate some really spicy tacos and blew up the bathroom. I dropped my pants and told her I was ready. I didn't realize it was valentine's day and she meant chocolates...

by MufasaLY April 3, 2020

kiss detective

when your in a risky area and one person participating in kissing keeps their eyes open for possible other people seeing you.

Girl: Can you be the kiss detective this time?
Boy: Yeah sure i’ll make sure no one sees us

by balls69420iloveboys October 24, 2020

I-kiss

I-kiss is an individualized kiss. It's a phenomenon when a guy so desperate starts kissing his own arm.

That guy who was i-kissing himself started crying.

by Quite-afternoon October 9, 2020

poseidons kiss

Dropping a log on the toilet and the water splashes back up onto you

Uh oh, I just got a Poseidons kiss

by Lifnfnfnfnfnsjahahhaga October 13, 2023