Wife's Best Friend

Male Genitalia - The Cock, the Dick, the Penis! etcetera etcetera

From "The Penis Song" - in Monty Python's movie - The Meaning of Life! -
"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.
Your piece of pork, YOUR WIFE'S BEST FRIEND
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
Just don't take it out in public,
Or they will put you in the dock
...And you won't - come - back ! "

by Volcanoe Joe January 21, 2009

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shes just a friend

blind boi adrien saying this to his 'friend' aka his soon to be girlfriend, Marinette

Marinette? yah, shes just a friend.
me to my tv: SHUT UP YA BLIND BOI. STOP BEING CACAGAMIS MOM

by kill-liela-here June 22, 2021

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fair-weather friend

a friend who only sticks by you when things are going well.

"Steve don't call me since the accident, hes a fair weather friend"

by Anonymous October 26, 2003

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Very Good Friends

When your friend lets you lie butt naked on their clean bedsheets.

Matthew and I really evolved our friendship the other day, before we were just good friends, but after what we did we now consider ourself Very Good Friends.

by notmarounhindy February 13, 2021

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leslie yaras friend

leslie yaras friend is my bsf/sis. she's the best anyone can every have. she rude, rlly sped, crazy, funny, n kinda nice sometimes. sometimes she makes me sad by all the rude thing she says n makes me cry BUT she's awesome. u should get a leslieeeeeeeee fr. she's mine so don't come after her:) i lover her sooo fricken muchhh:)))

leslie yaras friend is my bsf/sis.

by i rlly like chicken. April 2, 2019

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