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its gone tits up

1. something that has failed spectacularly, in a way that could not be predicted (it went tits up) can also be used in this case)
2. something that has broken slightly
Friend 1 - thought you were going out tonight
friend 2 - its gone tits up went tits up, friend 3 was sick and friend 4 had car issues
friend 1 - that went properly tits up then
by TalikTheVampire March 13, 2023
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Monster tits

Tits that are between Qcup to 32-inch breast sizes.
by LinkxPeach June 15, 2025
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sizzle tits

Don’t worry I won’t let sizzle tits into your unit
by Xxxxxxxtina March 2, 2025
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zeppelin-titted

A female (sometimes enlarged males) who have a massive bust. Depending on the age of the female these breasts can reach massive proportions. For example; a fourteen-year-old girl who is zeppelin-titted can have breast at the size of F's (DDD). While women of adulthood can reach a cup size of J (DDDDDDD). Although not looking the type, these women can have high I.Q's, and even multiple degrees. Z.T. Women usually do not consider themselves superior in beauty, but can judge other women by their intellect. It should go without saying that getting Z.T. women to be attracted to you, let alone having a public and sexual relationship with them is difficult at best. Showing her that you are worthwhile is the best course of action of getting these large breasted women.
Example one:
Guy 1:Did you see that girl with the huge rack
Guy 2: Dude, not only does she got the booty, but she's Zeppelin-titted.
Guy 1: Really bro? Aw man, do I want her.
Guy 2: Hey, careful, she's not a girl you can get in to easy. You got to show her you're worth it.

Example 2:
Girl 1: Hey, check me out.
Girl 2: No. Way. Are you Zeppelin titted?
Girl 1: Oh yeah, and I'm being smart with who I let in.
by Phoenixhydra December 9, 2013
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Cheese tits

Generally refers to a males chestacles after a day or two of light perspiration without showering, that leaves a nice greasy glaze over ones tits. Similar to peeling cheese off of garlic bread
Hey cheese tits did you roll in grease or did you just play call of duty for 27 hours straight ?
by BootyTrauma December 17, 2015
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ge tit

*used for someone fat*
"Look at that fat cunt. He's got big ge tit. I'm sure he milks his youngns himself."
by may-may Lord September 3, 2018
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Big tit bitch

by Ricky jone March 12, 2020
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