Mexican basket ride

When your partner spins a rod between a rope hanging from the ceiling, grabs right, and spins as fast as she can on your penis.

Did you hear what happened to James?
No? What happened?
His tinder date twisted his dick off.
Mexican basket ride?

Mexican basket ride?

by Slappyhandle December 13, 2024

mexican cow

the name you give your fecal matter after a Chipotle bowl.

Ordered a double meat and bean burrito so I can make a Mexican cow later.

by ahussa44 December 9, 2020

Mexican Liposuction

When lizards eat your fat and grow BBLs from it.

"Shes so big and broke she should get a Mexican Liposuction"

by Izzygrizzly June 18, 2025

Mexican lawn mower

Where butt blockers fill the woman’s anus and then 3-4 business days later the man rips out of the butt blocker at full force caused a fountain of shit to flow from the woman

I’m going to give you a Mexican lawn mower now stop yelling no one is coming to save you

by We love human shit September 5, 2023

Mexican Time Bomb

A common term often used to describe an absolutely loaded bottle of Corona; specific ingredients consist consisting of 1 added shot of tequila, topped off with 1 sizzling perc and/or xanax dropped into the libation.

Aye bruh whip me up one of those Mexican Time Bomb jawns...I’m finna get goofy and lit AF so I can loosen up.

by Manginas Matter May 8, 2021

Mexican Check valve

A tiny little turd holding back What seems like 10 gallons of fart

I had to get to the shitter before that Mexican check valve went through my pants

by Fucko October 27, 2021

Black Mexican

A Haitian masquerading as a Mexican national to take the long way to NYC. Also inserting a mezcal worm up the balloon knot.

I saw a black Mexican knee boarding on the Rio Grande. Probably a world traveler.

by Jedsall August 7, 2022