bag of screws

Any great Man United fan that lives 200+ miles from Old Trafford. Someone so passionate they get banned from F365. Don't argue, they're gonna f*ck you up big time.

Your just a big bag of screws

by paul April 28, 2004

Brown Bagging

The act of having anal intercourse with a African (American) male while his scrotum slaps against the partners anus.

When Jerome told his friends about his time last night they asked if he participated in Brown Bagging her. He replied "Hell Yeah son I beat the shit out of that Chili Chute".

by George Schwanz April 24, 2011

D-bag

Very arrogant, self absorbed, ignorant, virginal

omfg That guy frank is a total d-bag, he's so full of himself.

by Biggerhead August 31, 2009

Sodomy Bagging

The event when the penis and balls of a man are pushed through the anus of any willing individual. Great for orgies, and people that like to push the limit.

Angie practiced for years at being a whore to win the renown of her peers of being able to hold the whole package. She now has a trophy on her mantle with the following inscription, "Co-Sodomy Bagging whore of the year", because it takes two to tango.

by Kiss me on my taco lips November 16, 2009

Sand Bag

The action in which the testes are dropped/slapped onto the forehead of the partner, unexpectedly.

I was asleep and my boyfriend sand bagged me and woke me up!!

by Slutty Nurse April 28, 2011

belt bag

Guys don't wear "fanny packs"; that sounds to "feminine". Men wear "belt bags" (popular in the 90's).

BULLY: Hey, look! Poindexter's wearing a sissy fanny pack. Ha, ha!!

POINDEXTER: It's not a fanny pack, it's a BELT BAG.

BULLY: Did you say a BUTT BAG? What a FAG!!! Ha, ha!

POINDEXTER: How can it be a butt bag when I'm wearing it IN FRONT?

BULLY: Oh, I'm sorry, I guess it's a BELLY BAG then! Ha, ha!!!

POINDEXTER: That's really not very funny.

BULLY: Oh, okay. I'm done. See ya later.

by Poindexter Phillups January 21, 2007

douche bag

An epic jackass/asshole/prick.

Singh a.k.a. Infinity is a douche bag, he commits epic amounts of douchebaggery. His level of douchebaggery is so epic in fact that it was cited in the bible. It is of biblical proportions. He is a prick... I want to have his babies...

by BobKelsoe April 28, 2007