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two o'clock sock

(noun) Masturbatory relief sought by hard-up cadets at Virginia Military Institute (VMI) through insertion of the rat's or upperclassman's penis into the eponymous hosiery during the wee hours at or about 2:00 a.m. followed by vigorous self-abuse. Encasement of the sufferer's member in the sock dampens the vibrations to avoid waking the rest of the barracks, and when release is obtained the sock serves as a receptacle for the spent cadet's ejaculate, thus also maintaining a semblance of cleanliness in the said barracks.
1) "All the pussy's over at w&l tonight as usual."
"Guess that means the old two o'clock sock!"
2) "They're cleaning our cage here at VMI this weekend, so it's a night out on the town for us rats."
"Don't worry, they'll let us back in the barracks in time for the two o'clock sock."
by Zagraniczniak May 3, 2018
mugGet the two o'clock sockmug.

popping two Casper's

Jack is popping two Casper's in the mortuary.
by MnrBeer April 11, 2021
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Two and a split

62.5 grams (2.21 ounces) of Cocaine Hydrochloride (i.e.. powder, soft, ya-yo, blow) or Cocaine Freebase (i.e...crack, hard, rocks).

This is one of the most common increments of Cocaine weight bought and sold by small to mid level dealers in the Midwestern United States and especially in Chicago. The reason for the amount is that it is exactly 1/16th of a full kilogram, and is easily divided for resale. Cocaine arrives in the United States in pressed rectangles of Cocaine Hydrochloride and weighs nearly exactly 1000 grams. When the Cocaine is broken down for sale, it can quickly be cut in half 4 times to make 16 Two and a splits. The next smallest amount available for sale is an ounce, but a Kilogram can produces an odd amount (35.24) of ounces. The next amount commonly sold is 125 grams or 1/8 of a kilogram (i.e....Big 8, eighth).
Drug Dealer (Retail): "I need to hit the trap and get redone"
Plug (Wholesale): "I ain't got time for no fuckin zip right now"
Drug Dealer (Retail): "Hell naw Joe......I'm fittin to get Two and a split"
Plug (Wholesale): "Aiight come on....."
by white_5_stone November 23, 2021
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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 7, 2025
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Two Guys and a Dude

A love triangle between two men who have never met and another mutual male friend (not to be confused with Two Girls One Cup.)
I think Bob, Joe, and I should get together. We could be two guys and a dude, if you know what I mean.
by BookPanda June 14, 2019
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two cheeks of the same arse

Two people who share very similar characteristics, or two people who share a close bond.
Donald Trump and Elon Musk are two cheeks of the same arse.
by ClarkHardwire November 28, 2024
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When you flip a man’s(or woman if you ready for sexual harassment charges) titties with both hands at once
Oh my! Two scoops for the price of one!
by Slappdat October 4, 2017
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