Cut the butter

Another fire ass way to say cut the shit, you're lying!! some people follow it up by saying "no cheese" (aka no cap)

Noah: u guys 3 girls gave me their number today
Emilu: cut the butter
Noah: no cheese

by rawshiiiit September 19, 2025

Squirrel Butter

The strings of goo that form between sex organs as they come apart. Like the splitting of slices of hot pizza, think strings of cheese. Typically found on gay men whose nut sacks have fused and are pulled apart.

"Ah Frederick, did you see the squirrel butter on our testicles the other night? The strands were very long."

by TreeFolk June 11, 2018

Peanut butter jelly time

The act of spreading Jelly and peanut butter in between man or womans legs and licking it off

As the fat with kid with glasses licked it off of his Mom he said peanut butter jelly time

by DicklickerWhicker October 25, 2017

Arm butter

Butter applied to the arms for the purpose of making your arms (typically very muscular and venous) shine, shine, shine.

That arm butter really accentuates your sweet ripped biceps.

by g-Reg Rodgers February 16, 2018

Brown Butter Baptism

When due either to sheer size or the unfortunate effects of age related gravitational force, a man's privates take a "dip in the pool" during the course of a seated session on the toilet. The Brown Butter Baptism can occur during the act of dropping the steamer, or as a result of the swirling effects of a courtesy flush. The BBB is particularly undesirable when loose bowels are a factor, such as in colonoscopy prep.

Wow, that brown butter baptism really burns. I should never have eaten that burrito.

Somebody needs to invent a crapper nut sling so I don't take a brown butter baptism every time I go #2!

by 13.9 March 21, 2022

buttered noodles

the best fawking thing you'll ever eat, and it's easy to make

kyle: yo daddy you want some buttered noodles

daddy: fawk yeah I do

by asscheeks420 August 4, 2021

carpet butter

all that creamy shit that accumulates in your pubous, especially after coitus and on a particularly hairy individual

musty mf 1: "dude....I needa shave.... every time I have sex, I get mad carpet butter"
musty mf 2: "are you serious bro? you should use my coupon code for dollar shave club"

by 254goblinz March 20, 2021