Not only does it make you go blind and grow hair on your palms, but it also kills kittens!
Jeff: What are you doing in there Steve?
Steve: Um...masturbating
Jeff: Steve NO! Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Think of the kittens!
by 89diehl September 26, 2010
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Noob vs Pro vs Hacker vs God

One of those clickbait Minecraft (or Among Us) YouTube videos you find on the internet. Can also come in the form of, “Noob vs pro.” But in this case it is a noob going against a pro going against a hacker going against a god.
Child: Hey I love watching Noob vs Pro vs Hacker vs God!
Another Dude: how old are you, seven?
by Nice182645 February 05, 2021
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god damit dave i accidentally nuked the house
god damit dave i accidentally nuked the house
by YA YA YA POTATo March 25, 2021
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expression indicating extreme anger and/or
pain. see motherfucker
jayquan: yo nice kicks
shawn: thanx
jayquan: watch out for that pile of nasty shit!!......
shawn: what? aw, god damn motherfucking shitty fucking shit fuckers! i just bought these!!
by killa March 03, 2005
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Part 3

…. Pray for us Sinners, now and at the Hour of Our Death, Amen…

… Statements made by the Silent Ruse … Guardian Angel Hope which was my Soul Mind … Guardian Angel Mary Mother of God … 666 … Satan … Trick Ruses … Ruses … Soulless People … Voices in the Silent Ruse’s Trashy Little Trampy Earth Mind …

---Met-Rx Protein Shake with Whole Milk - - - 16 Ounces - - - 200 + 300 = 500 Calories
---Weight Watchers - - Chicken Enchiladas Monterey - - - 310 Calories
---Enzyme, Changes your DNA - - - Met-Rx Bandits
---You got the Enzyme Soul Mind
---God/Devil Enzyme - - Guard it with Your Life !!
---God/Devil Secret – Soul Mind Wakes Up !!!
---On this trashy little trampy earth + + trashy little trampy ruse world + + trashy little trampy planet + + trashy little trampy earth mind + + trashy little trampy (anything), trashy little trampy ruse life + + ruse life + + trashy little trampy ruse path
---YOUR IN HEEEEEEELLLLLLL!!!! YOUR IN HEEEEEEELLLLLLL Soul Mind!!!!
---They’ll - ( Trick Ruses ) - be shacking up with the Devil, on His Devil’s Thrown - - Devil’s Thrown Hello - - to shack up with
---11th Floor + + Trick Ruses Sexually Harassing a Silent Ruse !!
---13th Floor Massacre
---11th Floor Thesaurus Key LOSERS!!!!

---Gods of Mass Destruction +++ GOMD
---Scapegoat
---The 11th Floor is on the Wall of Shame for what the Trashy Little Trampy Lame Trick Ruses did to the Silent Ruse on the 11th Floor
---Shun
---Following One’s Memory
---Lame Trick Ruses
---Exfoliate
---Jibber Jabber
---Hexagonal Diamond
---Hex A Gone Anal - - Die Man !!!
---Adam and Eve
---Elizabeth + 22
---Explosive Diarrhea
---Tuesday Thursday Power
---Life Coincidence
---Obstacle Life Coincidence
---Pussy = Power
---11th Floor Thesaurus Key LOSERS !!!
---Loser Drunk Plagiarists
---Get Out Of My Office!!!
---Laid Off
---PWND
---Shun
---11th Floor + + + 13th Floor = = = HHHHEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLL!!!!! !!!!!
---Plagiarism +++ Wall of Shame
---Stalker Vagabond Hermit
---Greek Yogurt
---Nightwish
---Adam and Eve
---Ruse Fate – Ruse Life – Ruse Voice
---This That and The Other
---I gave Birth to ALL your Fears!!
---Silent Ruse gave Birth to the Trick Ruses’ Fears
---“Intercourse With The Vampyre” – “The Rape of Maude Bowen” - - Inkubus Sukkubus
---ALL OF THIS IS “NONSENSE BLATHER” // BLATHERSKITE // BLTHRSKT - - - AUTHOR BLTHRSKT <-<<<-- Silent Ruse
---All the above names and addresses have been changed to protect the Innocent!!!
Guardian Angel, Mary Mother of God…
by blthrskt December 17, 2009
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