Blue water touchdown

Taking the first shit after the toilet has been cleaned at work or at home and the water in the bowl is still blue because it hasn't been flushed for the first time.

John: Fuck yeah, must've been the first one in the men's bathroom this morning and I scored a blue water touchdown!
Travis: No way dude! We're there any others left?
John: No clue but someone else was leaving a smelly deuce when I was leaving.

Travis: Nevermind, that's not worth it.

by John E. Law January 7, 2019

bright blue cat

Big Black Cock. Backronym of BBC

"He will always be a slut for bright blue cat"

by DondaDeluxe March 14, 2023

My Sky Blue

A person whom takes me out of my blue/depressed state for a short period of time.

"You are my sky blue."
"Oh ! How i wish i had my sky blue with me here."

by Proud Ace November 8, 2020

Blue Hulk Rampage

Upon seeing the windows 98 blue screen of death, you get really pissed off and go on a rampage killing everything in your path.

Damn you windows 98, COMPUTER NERD SMASH!!!!!!! ima gonna go ona Blue Hulk Rampage

by Beef cake!! June 7, 2010

Blue Whale Cock

The largest dick of any animal. The Blue Whale Cock can measure 8 feet 5 inches and have a 3 foot girth. The Blue Whale cock is so big that if you were to suck its cum blast it would blow you 2 miles across the ocean. Its dick weights anywhere from 1 to 2 tons. So for all you ladies that love big ones, let a blue whale dick you down ;)

Wow, what is that big seal on the bottom of that whale?

That is not a seal, that is a Blue Whale Cock

Woah, that's fucking huge

I know right!!! Biggest in the animal kingdom

by GM123 July 29, 2016

Pot Cookie Blues

Picture this: You eat some pot cookies. The pot cookies kick in, and it turns out they're working a bit better than you had planned your day for. You wind up cancelling your plans for the rest of the day, and nothing gets done for 10-14 hours. Sounds like you've got a case of the pot cookie blues.

aww man. I was not prepared to be THIS cooked. I gotta go lay down. I've got the pot cookie blues.

by scooterthetooterandbooter September 23, 2019

Blue nutty buddy

when two guys have reached the "blue balls" stage, they stand facing each other with their penises stacked on top of each other while jerking themselves and their buddy to completion.

James & Tim shared a blue nutty buddy.

by KatieKins20 October 1, 2020