"Man, I was in such a de-friend-zy last night! I think might have deleted you!"
"What the fuck, man?"
"What the fuck, man?"
by awkwardintention October 13, 2009
Get the De-friend-zy mug.It's a person that's kept around for a period of time because they are of some sort of benefit to the person that's pretending to be their new BFF. The type of person that keeps Flavor of the Month Friends is egotistical, always cash strapped, borrows money and never gives you the money back, cannot be trusted with any personal 411 since they will tell it all over town, creeps on the significant others of their friends/flavor of month friends, a fickle fake "friend" who will uses you to benefit themselves and in the end they don't recognize who their true friends are because they just met their "new BFF" 24 hours ago.
Girl 1: Sheesh, I can't belive Sophia has a new Flavor of the Month Friend again. She told me that that she met this girl yesterday at the bar and now they're BFF's already.
Girl 2: I can't believe she ignores her real friends as soon as she finds a new "BFF" .I guess that's now her new "bestest girl"!
Girl 1: I think it's time to drop that girl because she don't recognize her real friends.
Girl 2: Yea, I agree. We're done with that girl!
Girl 2: I can't believe she ignores her real friends as soon as she finds a new "BFF" .I guess that's now her new "bestest girl"!
Girl 1: I think it's time to drop that girl because she don't recognize her real friends.
Girl 2: Yea, I agree. We're done with that girl!
by sexxychicks February 19, 2010
Get the Flavor of the Month Friend mug.The speech given (usually to a guy) by a girl when he's started a relationship with her "best friend"
"Mate, i'm in deep shit... i spent last night with jane but i really am not intrested in a relationship"
"Yeah so what's wrong"
"Ellie gave me the best friend speech"
"she..."
"yeah..., the...'thing is...she's my best friend, if you fuck her around I will castrate you and stick your balls so far down your throat you'll be shitting cum for a month...' speech"
"Yeah so what's wrong"
"Ellie gave me the best friend speech"
"she..."
"yeah..., the...'thing is...she's my best friend, if you fuck her around I will castrate you and stick your balls so far down your throat you'll be shitting cum for a month...' speech"
by sickboy101 May 17, 2010
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Get the 7/11 Friend mug.just a normal person who thinks their your friend but they aren't. and you also think they are gay for you.
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Get the gay ass friend mug.From "The Penis Song" - in Monty Python's movie - The Meaning of Life! -
"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.
Your piece of pork, YOUR WIFE'S BEST FRIEND
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
Just don't take it out in public,
Or they will put you in the dock
...And you won't - come - back ! "
"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.
Your piece of pork, YOUR WIFE'S BEST FRIEND
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
Just don't take it out in public,
Or they will put you in the dock
...And you won't - come - back ! "
by Volcanoe Joe January 21, 2009
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