Aunt Jemima Beans

It's when a fucking black woman dresses to gets horny, so she finds a shirt that shows her cleavage to impress a mexican man.

Horny nigger: hey, i want to give you a blowjob.

Mexican man: you are so horny that i want to play with your aunt jemima beans.

by Dumbledore2680 November 22, 2018

bean monster

A feared legend among 70 million countries

YO THE BEAN MONSTER KILLED MY MOM 😩

by rhinestone toes January 23, 2021

oh swag beans

when u feel very swag but also slightly bean. very good feeling but mildly.

-will you be my quarantine? **pronounced like valentine**
-of course
-oh swag beans

by fetchitlikeitshot February 4, 2021

Garbanzo Bean

Garbanzo Bean is a synonym for chickpea.

I had a one eyed Japanese woman garbanzo bean on my face for an extra yen or whatever current they use.

by Kevin Jansen September 1, 2023

Bean Body

creatures from the planet of Nahfalafagus

“A bean body is living on the planet called nahfalafagus”

by I LOVE MORIAH September 26, 2023

Bean

Bean is a smart beautiful adorable individual. A very fun loving person.

She lives every day to the full.

Can be silly at times but mature with it.
Shes Always there for me whenever i need a shoulder.

Guaranteed to make anyone smile
Normally addicted to eastenders.

Natalie from London is a cute Bean

by chops68 July 29, 2018

BOSTON BAKED BEAN NUTS

(Optional) Go to Massachusetts, meet a gal at a bar. Maybe without having showered.

Get head from a massive large amount of brick colored lipstick mouth, with ball sucking as well.

Enter conjugation. When ready to ejaculate pull out, point the member up so that the expexctorit drips down itself and especially onto the testes.

Resume receiving fire engine red lipstick smeared head with attention to man eggs.

John: Man, she cleaned my grimey, red-smudged Boston Baked Bean Nuts shaft like it was candy

by jimmyshakes April 10, 2021