Squeeze One Out

Another way of saying "Take a Dump"

Hold on. Gotta go squeeze one out.

by Scat-Man June 18, 2013

next week but one

The week after the next week

We shall present our proposals the next week but one

by Ruthiedavis January 5, 2018

turn a tight one

To do a doughnut or burn out, or any quick turn in which your tires squeal.

let's jump in your whip and turn a tight one and floss them rims.

by Reed Vander Schaaf October 30, 2006

One-eyed bandit

A penis. Up to no good, of course.

We were just watching a movie and he pulled out the one-eyed bandit on me. wtf?

by bgal June 9, 2009

one dip wonder

means what it says . when a guy inserts his dick into a woman and puts it in once and cums, one dip wonder, dips it in only once

boy and girl are in bed about to have sex
girl : u gonna put it in yet
boy : yh its goin in now

before he has time to thrust he cums

girl : your fukin crap!!!!

girl tells all his mates about his one dip wonder

by MRBITCHOFTHEYEAR May 1, 2007

One Armed Popeye

A lonely male, usually a teenager, who spends all day, every day, sitting in a darkened room alone, trying his best to make just one of his arms look like Popeye's.
Occasionally one eyed frowning with the sticky out chin comes into play, accompanied by Popeye's "Ugugugug!" chuckling noise.
Often leads to a Popeye style walk in later life.

I called round to see Dave the other day, he's becoming a proper One Armed Popeye.

by The Rodent March 28, 2011

THE ONE PIECE IS REAL

THE ONE PIECE IS REAL

white beard's fat cok- THE ONE PIECE IS REAL

by TESCOTARD September 22, 2022