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Baja fish taco

When you get mountain dew Baja blast in a bottle, shake it, and open it up aimed at a women's vagina. And proceed to eat her out.
Man 1:"Dude her pussy tasted so good last night."
Man 2: "How come?"
Man 1: "I ate a Baja fish taco."
by Dank_memes June 29, 2018
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Taco

taco is the most sluttiest person ever because she dmed my fucking friend, i am glad that she doesn't know my boyfriend .
god damnit, taco's texting my fucking boyfriend again, she's such a whore.
by kai69696 December 25, 2021
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Spicy taco

A culinary mishap in which a female cook handles dry or fresh chiles and then uses the restroom to urinate--thereby touching parts on or around her vagina with chile-infused fingers and causing some of the worst pain known to female-kind.

For the male version, see Spicy taco.
"I was putting some pasillas into the soup, got a call from the vendor, and then ran to the bathroom. When I was washing my hands I realized I gave myself a spicy taco so bad I had to break out the milk."
by CookinSpain November 4, 2014
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Glossy taco

Glossy taco is a nickname for glossy top coat. The word is often used by the youtuber Simply Nailogical and her fanbase.
Let's apply a glossy taco
by unfriendly unicorn July 16, 2017
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Taco Massage

A sensor friendly way for a one nite stand or hookup.
I don't want anything serious, I just want a taco massage.
by AzuraGreen December 18, 2017
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Taco Syndrome

When you are alone in a room with a Taco, and you are afraid Taco will hurt you.
Don't be ridicules, there is no Taco in the room. Are you having a Taco Syndrome?
by King-Gen November 2, 2018
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glossy taco

A shining coat that's applied on top to finalise and conserve a design.
Commonly used in regard to nailpolish as established by Simply Nailogical on Youtube.
Related to: holo taco, quick dry taco and matt taco
And now we're gonna seal it all off by adding a nice think coat of glossy taco.
by Deamonia July 15, 2017
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