Bruh Moment

When your friend says something obvious or something they didn't know that literally everyone else knew until they were just told a second ago

E.g 1
Guy 1: Did you know Israel is gay?
Me: Bruh moment, when did you find that out? 2 seconds ago?

E.g 2
Guy: Did Saudi Arabia ever bomb Yemen
Me: Bruh moment, where have you been the past 5yrs? Playing Roblox in your mum's basement?

by DingoAteMyKids August 30, 2019

Karla Moment

When you do or say something dumb

Used in a sentence: (John accidentally lost $100)

John: I can’t believe I lost $100, damn I just had a Karla moment

by The nigga who made it December 4, 2023

Terrence moment

It’s like if anything bad could happen would happen. Or to have the worst luck possible.

“Bro my dog just died and I just lost my job and now my dad is in a wheelchair”

“That’s so sad what a terrence moment

by Not YBAJ July 6, 2024

Bruh Moment

When you get a false positive covid test but still have to isolate

1: I just tested positive then tested negative, but apparently I still have to isolate
2: That do be a bruh moment

by bruhmoment101 December 14, 2020

Tim moment

(when Sydney kicks Tim form a voice call and he doesn't join back)

"oh your not joining back after i kicked you, Tim moment"

by _LEE_ December 14, 2023

take a moment, count my guap

Big 14, know what the fuck goin' on
Ayy
Hold up, take a moment, count my guap, count my guap
All these racks bomin' in, they bomin' in, hold up, ayy
Count my guap, count my guap
Cannot stop comin' in, comin' in
Pulled up in a drop-top, she drop dead
I pulled up in a drop-top, she drop dead
My diamonds dancin', hopscotch, they holdin' hands
My diamonds dancin', hopscotch, they holdin' hands, yeah
Hold up, I don't know what planet I'm on (don't know, don't know)
I'm the king, lil' bitch, watch the throne (watch the throne)
I feel like Valdo, I'll chop off your arms (off your arms, yeah), yeah
Steady causin' havoc, yeah (causin' havoc)
Bitch, I'm ballin' hard just like a maverick (yeah)
Money stretch long, lil' bitch, like elastic (yeah)
Now that bitch steady callin' me Mr. Fantastic, yeah, ayy
Know I keep a ratchet (a ratch')
If you play, boy, I'll turn your ass to ashes (ah)
Automatic, doo-doo-doo-doo, bitch, I'm blastin' (doo-doo-doo-doo)
Yeah, ooh, put you in a casket (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Money sit long, it's elastic
I don't know what planet I'm on (I'm on Mars)
I'm the king, lil' bitch, watch the throne (chop your arms, yeah)
I feel like Valdo, I'll chop off your arms (watch the throne), yeah

Trippe Redd: Hold up
Travis Scott: what?
Trippe Redd: Take a moment
Travis Scott: Why, to do what?
Trippe Redd: take a moment, count my guap

by Why_are_we_here_just_to_suffer May 25, 2024

an elise moment

When someone starts talking about something they don't have a clue about and start making it up as they go.
Or
Someone who messes up Bad or mistakes something or someone for something or someone else

OMG Megan had no idea what she was talking about in science. She was having such an Elise moment.

by DreamingAbout153 March 1, 2017