I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

flare bear

a cutie

woah its flare bear 🐻💞

by a rat28eu38 August 15, 2020

Find Bears

another way of saying sex in the company of friends who know his phrase, making it harder for a teacher to understand your perverted jokes. This phrase is not connected to a bear, since this is a generict heterosexual or homosexual phrase.

Man, I'm so bored.
Lets go find bears!

by fakjbf February 19, 2011

Bear Beard

Of a person; having long thin lining of hair on the throat near his face. But not much on the face.

Look this guy is having a Bear Beard!

by Desuado September 30, 2020

Sitting White Bear

To deliberately have sexual relations with your Aunt

That dude did a 'Sitting White Bear', what a sick F**k

by Hung Lo 69 August 31, 2022

sugar bear

A morbidly obese, typically black woman. Meant to refer to a specific type of bear found in the wild (i.e black bear, brown bear, sugar bear). Its name derives from its diet, which consists mostly of sugary foods and drinks such as 2-liters of Coca-Cola, purple drank, Snicker's bars, Twinkies, and Wonder Bread.

Watch out for that sugar bear crossing the street! They'll total your car if you hit em!

by ryangosling451 September 6, 2022

phoo-bear

A very cuddly creature that gives all its attention to you!

My pet acts like a Phoo-Bear.

by TheCheernast10 May 14, 2017